Chris Hemsworth's First Instagram Post Is Wild

Pretty wild.

Chris Hemsworth — i.e., Thor, Son of Odin — is a perfect human specimen.

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So when he joined Instagram, the possibilities seemed endless.

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What glimpse into his godlike life would he treat us to first? Perhaps a selfie of him and his fellow godlike Hemsworth brothers?

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A cute, domestic shot of him and his gorgeous wife Elsa Pataky?

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Oooo! Or a shot of him and his fellow Avengers?!

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OR something funny?!?! Chris is funny!

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Nope. None of those. Just a big ol' snake.

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"Hangin' with the locals in my backyard... the real Jurassic Park!" Chris said, in his one and only Instagram post so far.

Now you know.

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