Can You Pick Lorelai Gilmore's Best Boyfriend?
Ahh, Christopher. The man Lorelai wanted to want but just couldn’t, because she knew in her heart that he’s the absolute worst. From the moment he showed up in Stars Hollow on that motorcycle, he was the worst. Then he got Sherry pregnant. Then he tried to sabotage Lorelai’s relationship with Luke. The worst.
It’s always been Luke. Sure, he messed things up when his surprise daughter April showed up, but we don’t speak of that. He’s Lorelai’s BFF, her coffee source, her intellectual equal, and he’s basically Rory’s dad — remember all the times he moved her mattress in and out of Yale? And he’s the only man Lorelai ever really, truly fell for.
His nickname was Digger. And we never found out why. Bye.
Sweet, doomed Max. He was alright, and he seemed like a perfectly adequate teacher. It was always weird and kind of terrible of Lorelai to date one of Rory’s teachers, but he did have a nice head of hair and wiped out the east coast’s entire yellow daisy population in one fell swoop. But he was just always a little [whispers] boring.
Alex was actually really cool. He was an entrepreneur like Lorelai, took her on that rad coffee date, knew she didn’t like fishing even when she pretended to, and got along swimmingly with Sookie and Jackson. But then he just kinda disappeared. Maybe things fizzled out. Maybe he died in a fishing/coffee accident. We’ll probably never know.
OK, but do you even remember Paul? Or did you just click this result to find out who Paul is? Yeah, he was cute and he accepted that Lorelai liked vending machine burritos, but ultimately he LOOKED LIKE HE WAS 15 YEARS OLD AND WORE A SOUTH PARK SHIRT.