The VMAs white carpet was a sight to behold. Beyoncé and her crew showed up and shut it down.
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Nicki Minaj struck a single pose and killed everyone dead.
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And Hailee Steinfeld pulled off an amazing technicolor dream dress.
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But they pale, PAAAALE, in comparison to Baddie Winkle, the internet's favorite grandma.
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If you don't know who she is, get on it. She's an 88-year-old BADASS.
She showed up in a bodysuit with a BEDAZZLED CANE. Her cane is BEDAZZLED. Her whole outfit is BEDAZZLED.
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She wore higher heels at the age of 88 than most of us ever have in our entire LIVES.
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She posed on the carpet, she lived her best life...
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...and then she sauntered off, undoubtedly to steal your man.
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