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    29 Poor Excuses For Celebrity Websites

    You'd think that some people are so famous they don't even need websites. They think you're wrong.

    Kate Dries
    by Kate Dries

    Community Contributor

    1. Will Smith

    willsmith.com

    Simple and to the point: Will Smith wants you to know that he's really all about Facebook.

    2. Jada Pinkett-Smith

    jadapinkettsmith.com

    His wife Jada is also all about Facebook. She can be seen walking around Paris.

    3. Melanie Griffith

    melaniegriffith.com

    Once apparently thriving and active and described as an "acid-trip-meets-enchanted-medieval-forest," Melanie Griffith has since let her domain name registration lapse. She has, however, one very big fan who would totally vote for her for president.

    4. Tom Cruise

    tomcruise.tumblr.com

    Plenty has been written about Tom Cruise's actual website, but did you know he's on Tumblr? Everything links back to his site, which appears to be run by animatronic monkeys without souls who comprise his "team."

    5. Sean Connery

    seanconnery.com

    Sean Connery's website is partly promotion for him, and partly a safe space to view his wife's artwork.

    6. Bette Midler

    bettemidler.com

    Bette Midler really wants you to know that she's got a lot of talents.

    7. Gene Simmons

    genesimmons.com

    Yup, that basically looks like you thought it would.

    8. Bret Michaels

    bretmichaels.com

    There must be one dude who does all the rockers from the '80s websites.

    9. David Hasselhoff

    davidhasselhoff.com

    If you'd like to really engage on David Hasselhoff's website, you need to create an account for "HoffSpace."

    10. Nicole Kidman

    nicolekidmanofficial.com

    Kidman's decision late in her career to launch a website and start vlogging confused many, but she's kept it up, occasionally posting blog posts on things like her love of Vegemite.

    11. Joan Rivers

    joan.co

    "I reinvented myself online with a .Co domain name – now it's just joan.co!" Is that supposed to be a joke?

    12. Pat Sajak

    pcmag.com

    The Wheel of Fortune star's website used to look like this.

    Now it looks like this:

    patsajak.com

    13. Sandra Lee

    semihomemade.com

    It's not Christmas anymore Sandra. But we can tell you wish it was.

    14. Lisa Rinna

    lisarinna.com

    What a stunning array of fonts.

    15. Paula Deen

    pauladeen.com

    Deen's website has a lot of photos of her face on it; food is mostly below the fold.

    16. David Bowie

    davidbowie.com

    Just imagine how good this will be if it ever gets finished.

    UPDATE: It appears with the launch of his new single, David Bowie's site is back.

    davidbowie.com

    It doesn't disappoint.

    17. Gisele

    giselebundchen.com

    While we're at it, why are so many celebrity websites "Coming Soon"?

    18. Claudia Schiffer

    claudiaschiffer.com

    It's like an epidemic among models.

    19. Twiggy

    twiggylawson.co.uk

    But at least they're better than Twiggy's, which looks like she's a romance novelist from the late 1970s.

    20. Ryan O'Neal

    ryanoneal.com

    "Ryan O’Neal is one of Hollywood's favorite actors." He is also best represented by a painting-photograph of a dog digging in the sand.

    21. John Lithgow

    johnlithgow.com

    John Lithgow is an actor, but judging from his website, his main occupation is writing children's books. Which he does do! But not all the time.

    22. Elton John

    eltonjohn.com

    Everything seems to indicate that this is the official Elton John website but this seems far too lame for him.

    23. Jane Fonda

    janefonda.com

    Basically exactly what you'd expect for a fitness guru, Jane Fonda's website makes her storied acting career a mere headline.

    24. Kate Walsh

    katewalsh.com

    Selfies. So many selfies.

    25. Amy Brenneman

    theamybrenneman.com

    Walsh's Private Practice co-star Amy Brenneman's site looks like something out of Jumanji.

    It's really extensive

    theamybrenneman.com

    26. Patti LuPone

    pattilupone.net

    There is a sketch of a rooster on Patti's website, which doesn't make any obvious sense until you find out she likes chickens.

    27. Seth Green

    sethgreenonline.com

    "The only official Seth Green website" and don't you forget it.

    28. Rita Wilson

    ritawilson.com

    Fans of Sheryl Crowe: you're in the wrong place, though you might not know it.

    29. Michael Caine

    michaelcaine.com

    This is clearly not actually Michael Caine's blog/website, but wouldn't it be so great if it was?

    If only Michael Caine and Shakira were friends.

    michaelcaine.com

    She would love it; he gives great advice.

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