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31 Children's Books That Should Have Never Gotten Published

These are CHILDREN'S books….

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#1. Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick?

Just so we are clear… Dick is the dog's name.
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Just so we are clear… Dick is the dog's name.

#2. Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad

Or maybe because she's an alcoholic.
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Or maybe because she's an alcoholic.

#3. Who Cares About Disabled People

……..
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……..

#4. The Night Dad Went To Jail

"What to expect when someone you love goes to jail"…. really..?
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"What to expect when someone you love goes to jail"…. really..?

#5. Little Bobby's Drunk Again

Or he just tripped over his own feet?
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Or he just tripped over his own feet?

#6. One, Two, Three, Pull

They couldn't have drawn a different picture?
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They couldn't have drawn a different picture?

#7. I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much

Another alcoholic story
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Another alcoholic story

#8. The Mystery of the Midget Clown

like.. what?
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like.. what?

#9. This really inappropriate dog book

this happened...
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this happened...

#10. Where Willy Went

"The BIG story of a little sperm"..
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"The BIG story of a little sperm"..

#11. This very sexual kid's book

They couldn't have worded it differently?
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They couldn't have worded it differently?

#12. Thomas the Tank Engine

a "special load"… of what?
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a "special load"… of what?

#13. Maggie Goes on a Diet

Horrible things to teach children.. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.
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Horrible things to teach children.. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.

#14. The Muffin Muncher

A book about a hungry dinosaur..
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A book about a hungry dinosaur..

#15. This Mr. Rogers book

I really hope it was cake.. or maybe a cookie..
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I really hope it was cake.. or maybe a cookie..

#16. This naughty bear book

What a perv..
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What a perv..

#17. This book about turtles..

A book about how turtles sleep..
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A book about how turtles sleep..

#18. This one about a cat..

At least I hope it's about a cat..
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At least I hope it's about a cat..

#19. Another cat book..

Hopefully the title is "What NOT to do to your cat"
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Hopefully the title is "What NOT to do to your cat"

#20. This story about Pleasure Island

no words..
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no words..

#22. Curious George

Needless to say… he was very curious..
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Needless to say… he was very curious..

#23. This beaver book

A story about a girl and her beaver friend..
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A story about a girl and her beaver friend..

#24. Yet another book about a cat

What is up with this cat books?
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What is up with this cat books?

#25. The Big D

A book about overcoming your fears
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A book about overcoming your fears

#26. This love book

Basically sex advice from lions
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Basically sex advice from lions

#27. A book about poop

Oh..
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Oh..

#28. This butterfly book

Great advice
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Great advice

#29. Or this horse book

Very comforting..
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Very comforting..

#30. Another lion story

He clearly knows what he wants
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He clearly knows what he wants

#31. This one about a hippo

A creepy hippo..
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A creepy hippo..

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