Sir Winston

The most fearsome hedgehog in all the land.

1. What hedgehogs do on snowdays


Wear the boots of a young college student and go for a romp in the snow.

2. Winston inconspicuously steals my Harry Potter books…


And reads them by the light of the full moon.

3. Only the most dignified of hedgehogs dine on Christmas trees.


Tasty tasty.

4. Winston texts all day on his cellular phone.

Kids these days…

5. Winston sells various household items on e-bay.


He thinks he is sneaky. He’s not.

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