1. What hedgehogs do on snowdays
Wear the boots of a young college student and go for a romp in the snow.
2. Winston inconspicuously steals my Harry Potter books…
And reads them by the light of the full moon.
3. Only the most dignified of hedgehogs dine on Christmas trees.
4. Winston texts all day on his cellular phone.
Kids these days…
5. Winston sells various household items on e-bay.
He thinks he is sneaky. He’s not.
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