Style·Posted on Oct 20, 201950 Ridiculously Funny Tweets By Women From The 2010s"Y'all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider? Well they're back and it worked."by Kayla YandoliBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. dre @gothshakira every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless 07:02 PM - 04 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ABARTY @postgrad_barty me saying goodbye to the boy i was making out with at the bar for the past 30 minutes because my friends said if I left in the next five minutes we could go get pizza 04:29 PM - 03 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ekmj @Ekmj44 YALL. So, I went to bath and body works this morning to buy candles. I bought 9 and was like eh maybe this is too many. Then I looked over and the people next to me BOUGHT 90 CANDLES. Homegirl dropped A GRAND on candles before 8am. My hero. 01:23 PM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. folu @notfolu types of vacations I need - a week to deep clean everything I own, twice - a week to just sleep, then sleep some more - a week where I don't speak to anyone - a week where I can cook constantly and never have to clean up - 2-3 days where I don't have to make any decisions 07:32 PM - 05 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 🏳️🌈Quee(r)n Regina @heyqueenregina This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that's cool. She's watching Scandal and is currently on S7E12. Series finale is S7E18. Guess who's changing her password as soon as she gets to episode 17? Yep, it's Petty Labelle. 07:19 PM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. guneez | گونیز @guneezzz It must be nice to be a man because you can literally just throw on a bomber jacket and everyone starts acting like you are the editor-in-chief of Vogue Italia 02:31 AM - 03 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Brooke March @Brooke_L_March Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family. 08:04 AM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ig:bxdgxlrere @badgaIrere The moment my mom decided I was no longer her daughter anymore 12:31 AM - 08 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. OCT 20 ♎️ @_dlew32 I cant afford a gym membership so 😂 07:32 PM - 29 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. #STREAMTRUTHHURTS @lizzo Me, after drinking 8 glasses of water and eating kale 12:27 AM - 18 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Natalie Ziesmer @NatalieZiesmer Him: She’s probably texting another guy rn Me @ 12am not being able to fall asleep and bored with literally no one to text whatsoever: 05:48 AM - 15 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. JOH-ee, but blocked by Pablo @JustJoeyJoeyJo My Netflix prank show idea: Women agreeing to meet up with the guys that send them unsolicited dick pics, but when the guy arrives, its actually their mother waiting for them. 10:17 PM - 15 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. Kennedy @kcath23 Ladies, if he - looks impeccable in a suit - comes in clutch with that emotional support - knows how to craft a compliment like it’s an art - can build furniture without a tantrum - knows how to build sexual tension with self control That’s no man, that’s a lesbian. 05:51 PM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. sophie @sophxthompson every time I find something in forever 21 02:31 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. jugs bunny @alliewach personally i believe wanting bangs is almost never about wanting bangs and if u want bangs u should go to therapy first 08:47 PM - 07 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. m. diane @cULTMOTHER told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??" it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription. 08:15 PM - 11 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ivy. @_SayYourGrace when you meet other drunk girls in the bathroom and have a heart to heart about how beautiful they are and how they deserve the world 02:39 PM - 17 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. bailey ratliff @Bailey_Ratliff My grandma told me she stopped smoking 09:25 PM - 29 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. presley @innerpres LADIES imagine this, It’s 15 years from now. You’re not at a shitty baseball game, you’re in hawaii for the weekend. With your wife. You’re a lesbian. You can’t have kids, so they can’t hold you back. All your straight friends are stuck at kids sporting events. You’re laughing. 09:46 PM - 22 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Beth of the Elder Ones @BethElderkin This is what happens when men have creative control. A butt crack on top of another butt crack. 04:26 PM - 17 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Gabbi @Gabs_McFabs The person who pays for Netflix + everyone else who watches it https://t.co/vt4gOWO7sk 09:42 PM - 06 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Alisha Rai @AlishaRai I just remembered the time I was dating a British man and I was annoyed at him about something so I deliberately made my tea in the microwave while staring him right in the eyes 11:32 PM - 09 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Mayah @mayahlvy 1st base: sex 2nd base: hitting each other up when the sun is out 3rd base: sharing childhood trauma 4th base: verbally expressing romantic interest 08:10 PM - 31 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Rachelle @Redwards0810 Remember how yesterday I said I try not to laugh at my students? They’re really pushing me. Gave my 6th graders a quiz today, and I’ve never laughed so hard while grading a paper. 😅😂 11:15 PM - 25 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. jenn :)) @jenyfersanchezz this is how i choose guys.. 01:45 AM - 09 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. KT @katie_phenix Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider... well they’re back and it worked 04:38 AM - 01 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. dirt prince @pant_leg i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives 04:32 AM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. ebs @gimmefirstborn my therapist: “take it slow, avoid caffeine, don’t put yourself into situations that you know will make you anxious, eat well and regularly” me on I-95 with an iced coffee on the way to hang out with my ex boyfriend: “I should go VEGAN” 05:24 PM - 07 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Cheish @TheCheish Mother: can you please fix my computer Me: *leans back in chair* well... well ... well ... if it isn’t Miss ‘Get Off That Computer’ Years 1994 to 2006 08:13 PM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Genie Lauren @MoreAndAgain Bask, bitch! Elegance. Make these hoes wait. https://t.co/dDflM0q88S 11:55 PM - 27 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss I took an uber alone at 2am and when I got out my uber driver was like “have fun, get that dick!” and I said “hell yes thank you!!” because I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was being dropped at my moms house cause we have to wake up early to celebrate my dogs birthday 08:39 AM - 22 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. julia shiplett @juliashiplett Men: Sexual consent is confusing sometimes Women: I've apologized to a cardboard cutout after bumping into it 05:54 PM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Bria @briaswaf Your MCM say “damn that’s crazy” when you sad https://t.co/qhRiaeArxE 02:48 AM - 06 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. amissok @pouysiann 2 moods 01:34 AM - 02 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. laney 🦋 @delaney_mattea my dad cheated on my mom with a girl named delaney and my mom never wanted him to forget it https://t.co/oam39pvvDO 10:42 PM - 02 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Queen Cerise @cerisezhane So my mom asked me what I was wearing to the Beyoncé concert... so I told her not thinking anything of it. Tell me why I go to meet up with her & we had on the same thing?? 🤦🏾♀️ Like girlllllll 01:16 AM - 28 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. 39. culera @viviunuu sephora be like “would you like to redeem your beauty insider points today?<3” 08:51 PM - 16 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. taco's ghost @tacodevourer yall ever say something in conversation and it physically feels like you just chose the incorrect dialogue option in a visual novel 10:20 AM - 29 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. steph @stephsstone stop asking me if i'm talking to a boy when smiling at my phone- a boy has literally never once made me smile 07:17 PM - 02 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Leah Vasquez @LV_Eventing Wanna hear a new level of “being a shitty roommate”? I asked my roommate to take the trash out, as I have been gone a week and a half. She then proceeded to PICK THROUGH THE TRASH AND ONLY THREW OUT THINGS THAT SHE THREW AWAY. W H A T ?! 09:25 PM - 25 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. madi g™ @lizardluvr69 a new gender, one which is intangible and brings an eerie fear into the hearts of strangers. 04:33 AM - 17 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Laura Lovette @laurajaylovette Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping 09:31 PM - 19 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. Heather Schmelzlen @anchorlines its the weekend baby. you know what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and write it on my calendar 08:19 PM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. year-round ghoul @TheDreamGhoul every time i say my cat’s name she looks at me like i just told her that her husband died at sea 10:52 PM - 28 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Lauren Nichole🌱 @g0gurtz ✨fresh set 💅🏻✨ 04:45 PM - 23 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. ໒( ♥ ◡ ♥ )७ @whyyougagging got my period 04:10 AM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. cricket💥 @cricketcg sometimes my low pony looks cute but sometimes i look like a young man in colonial america eager to start his woodworking apprenticeship 12:55 AM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. abb🕊 @abblucia Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’ 12:47 PM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite