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You are getting really good at budgeting:
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You know how to portion your food:
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And eat and drink healthy:
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You never pass up a chance to give some of your sage advice to those ~less wise~:
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The love of your life is not another human being, but wine:
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Because dating is HARD:
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But you're young so who cares!
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You just have different priorities:
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And interests! You own live plants now:
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This speaks to you on a personal level:
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You regularly reminisce on the glory days:
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You've come to realize the accuracy behind this:
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You're constantly going to weddings that aren't your own:
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Everyone besides you is basically married with three kids:
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Even strangers are getting in engaged in front of your eyes!
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But it's whatever, because THESE are your family goals:
