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    Things All "Finding Carter" Fans Know To Be True

    Because this show is your new guilty please.

    Carter is extremely self-centered.

    And her rebellion against her family is super frustrating...

    WHO DOES THIS?

    Anyways, the show should be called Finding Taylor.

    Smart.

    Honest.

    Sassy.

    TAYLOR.

    Or maybe we can just focus on Max?

    And that ponytail...

    And croutons!

    Let’s be honest, we’re all watching for the perfection that is MAYLOR.

    We really love you guys.

    But we also appreciate other things...

    Like Ofe’s subtle one-liners

    And Crash’s mysterious backstory

    I mean, seriously, his brother burned to death in a truck..

    Crash, you're sexy, but there's no way your story ends well.

    And, of course, our love/hate relationship with Bird (Beatrix)

    "You have feelings for Crash? I know we're building a friendship but I'm still going to bang him..."

    “Oh, you don’t like my painting? Allow me to post it all over the school to traumatize you further.”

    “Here, have this expensive jewelry to remember me by. I love you, friend”

    And Finding Carter fans everywhere were like

    But we know deep down she has her demons, which explains her erratic behavior...

    I GUESS we’ll let you stick around... mostly because we all hang out at your house.

    Speaking of questionable characters, who doesn’t love to see what shady shit David is up to?

    C’mon David, we ALL knew Carter was going to find out about the book...

    And we all knew Lori wasn’t going to show....

    You shady bastard.

    We can't reconcile if Lori's actions were justified...

    Also, how does homegirl rock the ponytail/baseball cap look so effortlessly?

    Fugitive fashion choices aside, we have a lot of other unanswered questions...

    Did David have something to do with the kidnapping?

    What marriage recovers from an extramarital affair that quickly?

    ....with the help of their children?

    Will Gabe ever find love?

    Who raped bird?

    Why did Max think a lamp would make Taylor’s first time perfect?

    JUST KIDDING. We already know it’s because he’s amazingly devoted to her and we’re all really jealous.

    But most importantly, WHO IS GOING TO GET SHOT?

    Because if it's Max, WE OUT.