I wish Sunday had been longer. *sigh*
Daamnn! Should have gone to sleep by 3. Cannot be productive today. Just. Can’t.
Oh no! I reek of rum. But, last night’s happy hour was just the best.
I think I will sleep through this day.
Karaoke + Ladies night yo! I would not have missed that for anything.
I will just sit here and pretend to be thinking about work.
Free food + free snacks at work.
Nobody works on a Friday dude. Stop trying to make it happen. JUST EAT!
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- People are calling the Trump administration's new "criminal alien" hotline to report how they've been victimized by space aliens 👽☎️
- Chipotle is finally adding dessert to its menu and cinnamon, honey, and caramel butter dipping sauce will be involved 😋