1. A LOL-inducing sheep toilet paper organizer so you'll always have extra TP handy without it being an eyesore on the baaaaaack of the toilet or baaaaaathroom shelf.
It holds seven to eight rolls and can stand on its own or be mounted on a wall.
Promising review: "This adorable toilet paper holder is sturdy and you always know when you need to restock — after all, who wants to run out of toilet paper? Too cute not to have!!!" —Judith O. Neff
Get it from Amazon for $28.99.
2. An OMG-worthy (and actually functional!) Dali-inspired melting clock that'll look unbelievably cool hanging off your shelf and basically turn your living or bedroom into a surrealist masterpiece.
Get the required AA battery here.
Promising review: "This is an awesome clock for anyone who loves Dali and surrealist art. It is a great value for the money considering it is super cool and seems to be good quality. The whole clock is encased in a distorted plastic bubble which is very cool. The metallic part is also plastic which is fine. It ticks a bit loudly, but I personally like that, I'm just glad such a cool clock is also fully functional." —Zach
Get it from Amazon for $11.36.
3. A delightful fiberboard daisy or strawberry side table to help you cultivate a cutie-patootie cottagecore vibe.
4. A dimmable duck light who is quite simply a very big mood. He is made of squishy silicone, seems 100% DONE with doing anything, has a 30-minute auto-shutoff timer feature and three brightness settings, and, yes, also features a drawn-on butthole. It's the little things.
Promising review: "I ordered this lamp because of its appearance. I didn't NEED...but it has totally filled a void in my life I didn't know existed. Everyone who sees it pokes it. The lamp is actually very functional. It's got a really nice set of brightness options and the glow is yellowish, which is much nicer than white in a dim/dark room. One thing that isn't mentioned in the description is that its legs are utterly floppy. It's terrific." —Literated
Get it from Amazon for $16.99 (also available in two other very cute and quirky designs).
5. And a squee-worthy duck bowl perfect for pasta, salad, cereal, or quacking...I mean snacking. Because if you can opt for dishes this cute instead of boring solid ones, why the duck not?
Promising review: "I love this bowl for putting snacks in. It is good in the dishwasher and holds an okay amount of stuff. I love the cute face on it." —Mana McPhee
Get it from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in two sizes) and shop more duck dishes here.
6. Plus!!! A silly chair pillow because your current uncomfy seat and boring WFH setup always tempts you to ~duck~ out of work early. This dude is cushy, fuzzy, and completely absurd — literally what more could you want?
Promising review: "This product is a little smaller than maybe what I was expecting. But, regardless, it is still very comfortable. I spend a lot of my time sitting on the computer but don’t have a legitimate desk chair, and this has definitely been a breath of fresh air for my rather unforgiving wooden kitchen chairs. Plus, I was looking for something cute and fun to bring some more color to my apartment, and this adorable duck definitely accomplishes that. I think it would be extra perfect for kids, too!" —Claire Rorick
Get it from Amazon for $35.99.
7. An incredibly cool posable Piranha Plant lamp that'll feel like it jumped right out of your screen and onto your nightstand. Just remember to warn Mario about it if he ever comes over for a visit, or he might be slightly traumatized.
8. A wacky and wonderful corn on the cob stool with a huge bite taken out of it that's the stuff of orthodontists' nightmares (who else ate corn the second they got their braces off???). You may be tempted to buy several of these so everyone can sit on one at your next backyard BBQ.
Coming Soon is a New York-based shop specializing in bold furniture and design.
Get it from Coming Soon for $275.
9. Funny and cute egg salt and pepper shakers that look super real and will be the most adorbs addition to your farmhouse-inspired breakfast table spread.
10. A sweet lil' literal couch potato LED light featuring a fella who's a lot like you — super content in his armchair sipping boba, maybe also binging Love Is Blind.
11. A flexible flower vase pal, you can pose in all kinds of goofy ways, from having him wave to visitors, do the splits or raise the roof because he's so revved up to be a reservoir for your roses.
Promising review: "An affable, squishy, bendy, happy little vase! The consensus on my social media page is that everyone should have one of these. I finally got a chance to try it out with some daffodils, and really, it's hard not to smile when you see them." —Susy Lundy
Get it from Amazon for $20.90 (available in three colors).
12. And a silly stoneware planter that is probably an accurate representation of what my spirit looks like when I bop to the new Beyoncé songs.
There's a drainage hole at the bottom!
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $20.
13. The cutest cherry toilet brush because it turns out toilet brushes don't have to be just an unsightly necessity. ~Pit~ure this: a bathroom with all the essentials, but that actually feels whimsical — that's about to be your reality.
Check out a review of this cutie on TikTok!
Promising review: "This toilet brush makes me want to clean my toilet. It is so cute, exactly what I wanted, and works perfectly!! Fits nicely into my bathroom decor. It was delivered in perfect condition and I've used it three times now. If you're thinking about buying this...do it!" —Michelle Maroon
Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in two colors).
14. A mini inflatable tube guy to make a day at your WFH desk less of a snooze. It's hard to be stressed about that spreadsheet when he's over here waving his hands in the air like he just doesn't care!
It even comes with a mini booklet of facts about this wavy creatures that are always at car dealerships, for some reason.
Promising review: "OMG! I love this guy! These things large and small will ALWAYS make me laugh. My husband bought the desk version for me, and I can always count on it to make me laugh. My coworkers love it too. People just stop by to turn him on for a quick pick-me-up. I would recommend getting the AC plug since batteries can run down fast. I think we should create a community of fellow air-dancer-havers and post clips of our little guys dancing to our favorite songs. Anyone in?" —Mark
Get it from Amazon for $8.58 (also available in a purple, pearl-wearing version here!).
15. A wonderfully whimsical unicorn cat tower for playtime out of your kitty's wildest fantasies (and that will be anything but an eyesore in your living room).
Promising reviews: "Absolutely love this adorable unicorn. The cats love to scratch the legs and cuddle up inside for a good nap. Highly recommend!" —Holly
"So fun. This unicorn is so cute. My cat loves it, but my only issue is the opening at the top of the body is jagged, so I had to put some tape so my cat wouldn't get scratched." —Susan
Get it from Chewy for $55.
16. A Dracula garlic mincer (which you can also use for things like ginger and nuts, though those aren't as funny) if you wanna add some spooky ~seasoning~ to your dishes. Just pop in the garlic and twist to press, crush, and mice several cloves at a time!
Promising review: "I purchased this as a gift for my friend who is a fantastic cook — she uses fresh ingredients almost exclusively — but pressing fresh garlic is a task usually delegated. No longer — Gracula is there for her. She uses him nearly every time she needs garlic (which is basically daily) and months later still makes a point of saying how much she enjoys the gift. I'm pretty sure she likes it better than other gifts I've gotten her which were more expensive/thought out, and I'm fairly certain it's what took me from good friend to best friend, but it be that way sometimes. Anyway, definitely recommended for people who cook with garlic and have a sense of humor." —L
Get it from Amazon for $24.95 (also check out the matching roller and rocker!).
17. A dino nugget pillow if your decor vibe = nostalgia and your cravings = fried chicken. It's just soooo cute I'm internally squealing at my screen.
Promising review: "This dino chicken nugget pillow is a real Jurassic dream come true! It's the perfect cuddle companion for all the paleontologists-in-training or anyone with an insatiable appetite for comfort. Just be careful not to accidentally take a bite while you're napping, because it looks deliciously deceiving!" —LadyTee
Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in three dinos, two sizes, and in multipacks).
18. A bicycle-shaped pizza cutter with two stainless-steel blades that are ready to ride right through your 'za at your next get-together. I ~pedal~ your pals will want one, too.
Soho Kitchen is a small, NYC-based business established in 2015 that makes fun, pizza-inspired home goods.
Promising review: "Cuts really nicely and super cute. My husband loved this idea as it looks just like his road bike!" —Courtney
Get it from Amazon for $19.95.
19. Too cute teddy bear face candle holders because who ever said sophistication and whimsy couldn't mix?
Get a set of two from Urban Outfitters for $35.
20. A squee-worthy set of bird sponges complete with a suction! cup! perch! so they can hang out on the side of your sink when not in use. Perchfection.
Promising review: "Adorable and functional. Yes, these absolutely are as cute as you hope they're going to be. These four little birds and their perch come packaged in a slim cardboard box. The sponges themselves are surprisingly thick and sturdy — very well made for a novelty item. They have a typical spongey part in the middle and a scrubby part on the outside. All of them fit perfectly on the plastic perch, which has a great little suction cup to attach to your sink. These would make a great gift as well as a fun addition to your own kitchen!" —CMD
Get a set of four and a perch from Amazon for $13.99 (also available in four other quirky designs).
21. An absolutely iconic, handsome Squidward headphone stand for a ~bold and brash~ way to display your prized pair. They deserve better than just being squished like Plankton at the bottom of your bag.
This Boise, Idaho-based shop makes all kinds of epic pop-culture-inspired headphone stands, including custom designs.
Promising review: "This is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life. If you are debating buying it JUST DO IT!!! I’m obsessed. 🤩" —Giovanna Lopez
Get it from Slanted Designs on Etsy for $65.55 (originally $69; available in two colors).
22. A LOL-worthy tortilla blanket so you can fulfill your lifelong dream of becoming a human burrito.
Promising review: "Perfect gift! Looks delicious. The blanket legit looks like a giant tortilla. It is so soft and would be perfect for one of those lazy days on the couch. This is such a fun gift!! I got this for a friend's bday gift and he was thrilled. He eats burritos like four times a week though, so this was too fitting for him. 😂" —shae
Get it from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in five sizes and seven styles, including pizza and waffle versions and ones with fleece lining).
23. A delightful door-draft stopper that proves form and function can happily coexist. This weighted plush pal will block cold outside air in the winter and hot air in the summer, plus reduce bugs and noise that might wanna creep into your space.
One reviewer notes you can also use the handles to hang it from the doorknob and block drafts on the side of the door!
Promising review: "I got this just in time, with below-zero temps and 40 mph winds. Very effective to reduce cold air getting in! Easy to use and thick enough to cover the bottom of the door." —Gail Swenson
Get it from Amazon for $18.99+ (available in eight styles and six lengths).
24. A 3D-printed wall mirror, which is probably making all you Pokémon fans scream "NEED" — and to be honest...ditto.
Trust me, you've gotta check out all the cool mirrors from this Portland, OR-based creator.
Promising review: "Super cute. Super happy with it. Just as pictured 💕" —Kristopher
Get it from Transinthesis on Etsy for $45.
25. Whimsical bird-shaped glasses that truly put the "tail" in "cocktail" and can't be ~beak~ for your next happy hour — they'll put all your plain glasses to shame.
Promising review: "Quirky and fun. How can you NOT like drinking from a bird butt?! OK, they’re silly and I found them at a restaurant in Cancun then ordered on Amazon. But they’re adorable. They don’t hold a lot — think martini or shot. Mine came with cleaning brushes which was a nice touch. They’re kinda impossible to clean otherwise. Glass quality is good. No scratches. Well packed too." —Tim O.
26. Plus the most precious mini bird-shaped lemon juicer and pourer to maximize the juice you can squeeze from a lemon wedge for your yummy salmon *and* maximize the cuteness of your tabletop spread.
Promising reviews: "This little utensil is adorable, and quite practical. When I saw it on TikTok I knew I had to have one. You simply put a slice of lemon in and pour out the juice. It looks so pretty sitting on the table and comes in very handy." —Dian Marchese
"Beautiful. They are definitely not for heavy use but they get the job done. They would look great with a tea set. They are very aesthetically pleasing." —Jael
Get it from Amazon for $4.98.
27. A shrektacular toothpaste crap...er, I mean a cap that'll give you an ~all-star~ brushing experience. Better out than in, I always say!
It's from an Irvine, California-based small business that makes wonderfully weird and pop-culture-inspired 3D-printed goodies like this.
Promising review: "My order came well-packaged and on time. Gifted it to my friend and she thinks it is hilarious." —Grace
Get it from CasualChicken on Etsy for $9.99.
28. A "Noodle Monster" spaghetti container because frankly I don't care about the hip, aesthetic way the Kardashians and such organize their dry goods — I want mine to be cute and ideally, alien-themed, dang it!!!!!
It's airtight and dishwasher safe.
Promising review: "I love this so much. Like, so much. The canister part is glass, which I love. It's tall enough for long pasta, but also good for macaroni. His lil' noodle noggin is plastic with a silicone seal, so it's actually practical while also being literally the cutest thing in the world. And his eyestalks make opening the lid a breeze while also being absolutely adorable. I really want a little gang of them for my pantry, and I'd make little hats for them." —Surua
Get it from Amazon for $17.95+ (available in three styles).
29. A woven bookcase shaped like Hello Kitty's face because...is there anything to say besides OMG? Literally, there's no cuter way to store your tchotchkes.
30. A ~fantastically~ funny unicorn horn for your KitchenAid mixer that should win every design award known to man (and mythological equine) because it's pretty much the only thing that could make your favorite kitchen gadget better.
This Atlanta-based small business stocks creative 3D-printed home goods.
Promising review: "Look, no one knows how much they NEED this till they stumble across it, say drunk on a Tuesday. This has EXCEEDED my expectations and I’m in love. Thank you!!!!" —Sherry VerWey
Get it from Inceptualize3D on Etsy for $12 (available in 10 colors).
31. Stunning and eccentric split bowls you won't even want to cover with food. Yes, I know your signature gnocchi always earns a ton of Insta likes, but these might have it beat even when they're empty.
32. A TikTok-famous floating pasta timer who goes by the name of Al Dente (LOL!) and who will sing a different melody (including the Godfather theme) seven, nine, and 11 minutes into cooking so you'll never overcook your noodles again. Who comes up with this stuff?!?!
33. A hilarious wall clock devoted to the true hero of middle school: the "cool S." Added bonus: this will come in clutch if you ever forget how to draw one.
It comes with the required AA battery.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $40 (available in two colors).
34. A legendary Millennium Puzzle rug any duelist worth their salt needs if they truly wanna ~deck~ out their space. If it introduces you to your sexy, mysterious, possibly evil alter ego, that's just a bonus.
Hypland is an epic Black-owned small business that combines stylish design with geekiness to create the coolest anime-inspired gear. I just bought their Dark Magician Girl jacket and I am deeply obssesed with it!
Get it from Hypland for $150.