The Weirdest And Best Perfume Line You Could Wish For

Ah yes, the sweet, seductive scent of Funeral Home.

Tired of fussing around with vague fragrances like Euphoria and Fantasy? Look no further. The Demeter Fragrance Library is here to make your life a whole lot easier... and a whole lot weirder.

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From the scent's description: "I asked her what aroma she really enjoyed. She said 'You know it's the smell of first turning my air conditioners in May'. And I replied: 'Well that's Mildew'."

Who could resist the tempting scent of Orange Rim Cleaner?

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"As an art piece the scent grapples with the o-object, as ultimate dematerialized artwork, an unobtainable object of desire, a smell. "

Or better yet, Paint.

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"Admit it-you can't resist the fresh cleanliness associated with a fresh coat of paint. Don't worry, we like it also, and we won't tell anyone else you do, too."

Looking to relive your younger days?

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"The 1-ounce, spray bottle fragrance is meant for highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood."

Want to bring out the true you and smell like a useless side garnish?

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"The Greeks held Parsley in high esteem, crowning the victors with wreaths of Parsley at some athletic contests, and making with it wreaths for adorning tombs. "

But there are some actually amazing scents no other line has managed to bottle, like Bonfire.

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"We remember a less complicated and less regulated time, when we would rake the fallen, dried maple leaves from the lawn into large piles, which our fathers would burn, making the bonfires of our youth."

Or Paperback.

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"A trip to your favorite library or used bookstore. Sweet and lovely with just a touch of the musty smell of aged paper."

OR PIZZA.

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"What is clear is Pizza, in one form or another, by one name or another, has been around for thousands of years, and will probably be around for thousands more. And now, Demeter has memorialized that fabulous scent, as well."

Most importantly, it's never been easier to become Dwight Schrute.

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"On the skin it gives the wearer a sense of the dirt it just came from, and the beautiful rouge-sweet juice within."

You can browse the whole collection here. Just don't say we didn't warn you.

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