Get out of bed purely because you know you'll be able to drink coffee.
Make coffee in zombie mode
Love your roommate if s/he already made some
Pour a massive cup and drink. Burn your mouth (Because you thought this time might be different)
Get distracted by tumblr, facebook, twitter, buzzfeed, and email. Forget about coffee. Now it's cold.
Microwave it even though it'll make it taste funny
Forget about coffee AGAIN.
Consider adding ice cubes and making it into iced coffee
Then just decide to chug it at room temp before it gets any colder
Go to take another sip and realize you already drank it all.
Get sad and think about how far away your kitchen is even though you really want another cup.
Decide it's worth moving, refill your mug, and repeat the process.
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