31 Questions For Married People

Why, married people, WHY???

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Why do married people have Tinder?? You're married, you've already won the game!! Wtf you doin?!

— Clark Kent (@_Cody_Powers)
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Nothing against married people (or single/divorced) but why do married people deserve a tax break, any more than say tall people or blondes?

— John Fidler (@johnfidler)
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why oh why oh why do married people have the desire to combine instagrams?

— kenzie baugh (@kenziebaugh)
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Why do married people let themselves go? I feel like that should be even MORE motivation to look amazing. They have to see you naked ._.

— Petty Draper (@shishibaby)
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Why do married people get tax breaks? It's almost like we're rewarding them for making bad decisions

— Moose McTwink (@Moosetwink)
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Why do married people come to a single's person's house and make things awkward for everybody??go and be awkward at home alone losers!

— John the Faptist (@Just_Ceeks)
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Why do Married people always ask when you're getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery.

— Joe Gidi (@GidiOgidi)
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Why do married people always think their last name has an 's? You're The Smiths. Not The Smith's. Have you seen The Simpsons? #YoureWelcome

— Danielle Bruflodt (@Thyme_is_Honey)
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Why do married people encourage singles to get married? So everyone can experience the misery together.

— Bushra. يا بشرى (@bushrati)
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Why do married people want to get every single person around them married as well?

— Bhasmasur (@BumbleBooger)
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Why do married people put their relationship issues on social websites? Thats between you two and nobody else.

— Ŧ HeathTheGreatt Ŧ (@HeathTheGreatt)
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Why do married people get presents? You get tax relief and 2x income. I need presents. Where's my 'I'm single buy me a blender party?!'

— Cheers! (@WashburnFlies)
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Why do married people eventually find it so easy to shout at each other?

— Reb Atadero (@rebranger)
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Why do married people complain so much? I'd much rather deal with one person than worry about a whole gender

— Josh Carter (@GoshCarter)
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Why do married people think single people are sad? we are just fine thanks.

— Elly Tams (@Notorious_QRG)
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Why do married people have to live together?

— Shaima (@ShaimaStreet)
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@prdyt why do married people tweet after dark?

— Kay. (@peanutbut)
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Why do married friends want you to come over an just sit an drink, its not my fault you married I'm not bout to sit wit yo on a Fri n b 35

— Aaron Bailey (@abailey2124)
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Why do married people try act single? LOL stop it pls

— No name (@Msamiraax)
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Why do married people look #old? Lets face it, they either aren't having sex on regular basis or they simple don't have time for themselves.

— owitY (@owitY)
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Why do married ppl stop having sex? I hope that's just a myth.

— Princess Goode. (@EXOTIK_GOODZ)
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WHY ARE MARRIED PEOPLE ON TINDER?

— Iggy (@LilMissIssues)
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Why are #married people always busy??

— Jessica Norman (@jessicaonlife)
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Why are married people so mad all the time? They get to have sleepovers with the love of their life every night.

— Kellie Nielson (@KellieTNielson)
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Why are married people's phones always off in the evenings?

— Unathi Kondile (@UnathiKondile)
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Why are married people grumpy ?You have dick 24/7 in ur house u shld never be grumpy -_- if parents did it more bet u have a happier house.

— & (@SimsRaven)
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Damn, why do married women always have husbands

— Elyar Fox (@ElyarFox)

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