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31 Questions For Married People

Why, married people, WHY???

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Why do people share Facebook pages? Why do married people have one Facebook page? Why do people do that? Why? Why? Why do you do that!?!?!?!

Jonathan@Gingifer

Why do people share Facebook pages? Why do married people have one Facebook page? Why do people do that? Why? Why? Why do you do that!?!?!?!

11:12 AM - 30 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people get to have a gift registry? Why can't I register for being single and fun and needing stuff for my house?

Sofia Valdivia@sofiemv26

Why do married people get to have a gift registry? Why can't I register for being single and fun and needing stuff for my house?

6:36 PM - 15 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people think they know everything. Just because you're married doesn't mean you're an expert at relationships

Makeslovetofood@danipear

Why do married people think they know everything. Just because you're married doesn't mean you're an expert at relationships

8:31 AM - 28 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people try extra hard to hook you up when you enjoy being single? Fuck I wanna be married now for? I like different broads.

JERSEY Omertà 007@jerseysoprano

Why do married people try extra hard to hook you up when you enjoy being single? Fuck I wanna be married now for? I like different broads.

1:32 AM - 22 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people have Tinder?? You're married, you've already won the game!! Wtf you doin?!

Clark Kent@_Cody_Powers

Why do married people have Tinder?? You're married, you've already won the game!! Wtf you doin?!

8:53 PM - 22 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Nothing against married people (or single/divorced) but why do married people deserve a tax break, any more than say tall people or blondes?

John Fidler@johnfidler

Nothing against married people (or single/divorced) but why do married people deserve a tax break, any more than say tall people or blondes?

7:23 AM - 28 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why oh why oh why do married people have the desire to combine instagrams?

kenzie baugh@kenziebaugh

why oh why oh why do married people have the desire to combine instagrams?

8:09 PM - 01 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people let themselves go? I feel like that should be even MORE motivation to look amazing. They have to see you naked ._.

Petty Draper@shishibaby

Why do married people let themselves go? I feel like that should be even MORE motivation to look amazing. They have to see you naked ._.

12:15 PM - 16 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people get tax breaks? It's almost like we're rewarding them for making bad decisions

Moose McTwink@Moosetwink

Why do married people get tax breaks? It's almost like we're rewarding them for making bad decisions

6:52 PM - 29 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people come to a single's person's house and make things awkward for everybody??go and be awkward at home alone losers!

John the Faptist@Just_Ceeks

Why do married people come to a single's person's house and make things awkward for everybody??go and be awkward at home alone losers!

2:17 PM - 11 Jan 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Married people always ask when you're getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery.

Joe Gidi@GidiOgidi

Why do Married people always ask when you're getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery.

3:05 AM - 22 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people always think their last name has an 's? You're The Smiths. Not The Smith's. Have you seen The Simpsons? #YoureWelcome

Danielle Bruflodt@Thyme_is_Honey

Why do married people always think their last name has an 's? You're The Smiths. Not The Smith's. Have you seen The Simpsons? #YoureWelcome

2:46 PM - 01 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people encourage singles to get married? So everyone can experience the misery together.

Bushra. يا بشرى@bushrati

Why do married people encourage singles to get married? So everyone can experience the misery together.

1:47 AM - 23 Sep 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people want to get every single person around them married as well?

Bhasmasur@BumbleBooger

Why do married people want to get every single person around them married as well?

6:27 AM - 08 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people put their relationship issues on social websites? Thats between you two and nobody else.

Ŧ HeathTheGreatt Ŧ@HeathTheGreatt

Why do married people put their relationship issues on social websites? Thats between you two and nobody else.

4:51 PM - 06 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people get presents? You get tax relief and 2x income. I need presents. Where's my 'I'm single buy me a blender party?!'

Cheers!@WashburnFlies

Why do married people get presents? You get tax relief and 2x income. I need presents. Where's my 'I'm single buy me a blender party?!'

2:20 PM - 28 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people eventually find it so easy to shout at each other?

Reb Atadero@rebranger

Why do married people eventually find it so easy to shout at each other?

2:54 AM - 29 Nov 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people complain so much? I'd much rather deal with one person than worry about a whole gender

Josh Carter@GoshCarter

Why do married people complain so much? I'd much rather deal with one person than worry about a whole gender

5:12 PM - 22 May 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people think single people are sad? we are just fine thanks.

Elly Tams@Notorious_QRG

Why do married people think single people are sad? we are just fine thanks.

4:52 AM - 27 Feb 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people have to live together?

Shaima@ShaimaStreet

Why do married people have to live together?

5:10 AM - 07 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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@prdyt why do married people tweet after dark?

Kay. @peanutbut

@prdyt why do married people tweet after dark?

1:52 PM - 31 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married friends want you to come over an just sit an drink, its not my fault you married I'm not bout to sit wit yo on a Fri n b 35

Aaron Bailey@abailey2124

Why do married friends want you to come over an just sit an drink, its not my fault you married I'm not bout to sit wit yo on a Fri n b 35

6:14 PM - 09 Sep 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people try act single? LOL stop it pls

No name@Msamiraax

Why do married people try act single? LOL 😂 stop it pls

11:42 AM - 07 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married people look #old? Lets face it, they either aren't having sex on regular basis or they simple don't have time for themselves.

owitY@owitY

Why do married people look #old? Lets face it, they either aren't having sex on regular basis or they simple don't have time for themselves.

12:02 PM - 20 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do married ppl stop having sex? I hope that's just a myth.

Princess Goode.@EXOTIK_GOODZ

Why do married ppl stop having sex? I hope that's just a myth.

9:39 PM - 24 Oct 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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WHY ARE MARRIED PEOPLE ON TINDER?

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Why are married people so mad all the time? They get to have sleepovers with the love of their life every night.

Kellie Nielson@KellieTNielson

Why are married people so mad all the time? They get to have sleepovers with the love of their life every night.

7:58 PM - 04 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why are married people's phones always off in the evenings?

Unathi Kondile@UnathiKondile

Why are married people's phones always off in the evenings?

2:53 PM - 04 Dec 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why are married people grumpy ?You have dick 24/7 in ur house u shld never be grumpy -_- if parents did it more bet u have a happier house.

☪@SimsRaven

Why are married people grumpy ?You have dick 24/7 in ur house u shld never be grumpy -_- if parents did it more bet u have a happier house.

10:35 PM - 25 Nov 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Damn, why do married women always have husbands

Elyar Fox@ElyarFox

Damn, why do married women always have husbands

9:58 AM - 16 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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