Weed Makes You Eat Faces; Bath Salts Completely Safe

PHEW! Turns out the face-eater wasn’t on bath salt, but he was on the deadly substance known as “marijuana”.

The Miami-Dade Medical Examiner’s office released autopsy reports of Rudy Eugene, the homeless man who tried to eat another man’s face. It turns out that he wasn’t on bath salts, as previously suspected. The only drug in his system was marijuana. Guess he had a bad case of the munchies [GROAN].

Remember kids: WEED KILLS.

Please, if you need to get high, BuzzFeed would encourage you to try a safe, natural alternative, like bath salts.

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Rudy Eugene (L), weed smoker and face eater. Ronald Poppo ® hapless victim of a weed rampage.

Via foxnews.com

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