Vinny Guadagnino Went To The Saddest Night Club Ever

Vinny from Jersey Shore hosted an event at a Mount Pocono, PA nightclub. The most depressing nightclub ever.

Here's Vinny on the step-and-repeat outside the club. Fancy, huh?

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MOUNT POCONO, PA - AUGUST 12: Vinny Guadagnino From Jersey Shore hosts at Gypsies Lounge on August 12, 2012 in Mount Pocono, Pennsylvania.

Here's Vinny with his girlfriend, Melanie Iglesias, at a VIP table. Swanky. What a hot club.

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Aaaaaaaaagh! What??!

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Going crazy in the club:

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Someone please set those girls in the cages free

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Club can't even handle me right now

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His mom was even there. Not a cool club! Mom club!

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