29 Things Married People Do When Their Spouse Is Out Of Town
Cereal and booze is a totally well-balanced dinner, right?
Let the dog sleep in your bed.
Never close the bathroom door.
Drink straight from the carton.
Allow the dishes to pile up until they come home.
Fart everywhere, anytime.
Sleep with a pile of laundry on the bed.
Fill your wineglass extra high so you don't have to get off the couch again.
Obtain fridge status: bachelor.
Eat sad single people food.
Completely forget how to cook.
Seriously, you might get scurvy if they're gone for more than two weeks.
Frantically clean up an hour before they come home.
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