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29 Things Married People Do When Their Spouse Is Out Of Town

Cereal and booze is a totally well-balanced dinner, right?

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1. Realize that you're stuck doing the chores they usually do.

My husband is out of town for weeks & I miss him... just kidding but there is a lot of garbage that needs to go to the end of the driveway.

the tanya@atanya1111

My husband is out of town for weeks & I miss him... just kidding but there is a lot of garbage that needs to go to the end of the driveway.

7:41 AM - 11 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Sleep like a mad person.

I don't like when my husband is out of town but I don't "not sprawl out across the entire bed" not like it.

OhNoSheTwitnt@OhNoSheTwitnt

I don't like when my husband is out of town but I don't "not sprawl out across the entire bed" not like it.

10:29 PM - 31 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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6. Realize how useful your spouse actually is.

My husband is out of town so I'm chewing my food carefully because I'm worried I'll choke and die and the cat will eat my face, obviously.

Jennifer@ucancallmejenn

My husband is out of town so I'm chewing my food carefully because I'm worried I'll choke and die and the cat will eat my face, obviously.

7:27 PM - 15 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. Eat things only in bowls.

It’s amazing how many meals I eat out of a bowl when my wife is out of town.

Michael Bushong@mbushong

It’s amazing how many meals I eat out of a bowl when my wife is out of town.

10:32 AM - 22 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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9. Avoid using any actual dishes.

You can always tell when my wife is out of town because the cat uses more dishes than I do.

Craig Kuehne@ckuehne

You can always tell when my wife is out of town because the cat uses more dishes than I do.

11:28 AM - 21 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. Eat the food your spouse is allergic to.

*When the wife goes out of town you can eat anything you want for dinner* #GlutenFull #Blessed

Joe Jones@Iagreewithjoe

*When the wife goes out of town you can eat anything you want for dinner* #GlutenFull #Blessed

11:47 PM - 15 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. Do extremely experimental cooking ideas.

This is what happens to dinner when the wife goes out of town.

BendPak@BendPak

This is what happens to dinner when the wife goes out of town.

5:51 PM - 29 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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14. Binge-watch the TV shows they don't like.

Wife is out of town and I'm now commencing with season 3 of the wire.

Kombiz Lavasany@kombiz

Wife is out of town and I'm now commencing with season 3 of the wire.

6:10 PM - 21 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. Stay up way too late binge-watching that show.

Wife goes out of town for one night = Husband stays up until 2am watching 5 consecutive episodes of Breaking Bad.

James Trimble@guvnahjames

Wife goes out of town for one night = Husband stays up until 2am watching 5 consecutive episodes of Breaking Bad.

6:10 AM - 26 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. DELIVERY FOOD.

Wife goes out of town in 10 minutes. Dominos large thin crust with boneless chicken wings ordered in 11 minutes.

Nick Bush@nicknickbush

Wife goes out of town in 10 minutes. Dominos large thin crust with boneless chicken wings ordered in 11 minutes.

11:04 AM - 09 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. Get EXTREMELY annoyed if you have to wait to watch one of the shows you watch together.

Of course the husband goes out of town the week of the season finale of Mad Men.

youngna@youngna

Of course the husband goes out of town the week of the season finale of Mad Men.

10:48 AM - 18 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Sleep with a pile of laundry on the bed.

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19. Fill your wineglass extra high so you don't have to get off the couch again.

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20. Abuse electricity for the sake of extreme laziness.

This is what happens when the wife goes out of town. #thishappenseverysaturday #FPL I need more devices don't ya think?

Jeff Rider@cloudwrangler

This is what happens when the wife goes out of town. #thishappenseverysaturday #FPL I need more devices don't ya think?

10:22 AM - 15 Sep 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. Do the weird chores that would baffle and annoy your spouse if they saw you.

cleaning the oven...Yes, husband is out of town, now the strange chores begin..First the oven then the drawers!

Suzanna Litwin@Zannabanana

cleaning the oven...Yes, husband is out of town, now the strange chores begin..First the oven then the drawers!

8:56 PM - 22 Jun 07ReplyRetweetFavorite

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28. Realize exactly how useful they really are.

When my husband goes out of town it's great because I get to catch up on all the loneliness I forgot exists inside of me.

Susan Burke@ThatSusanBurke

When my husband goes out of town it's great because I get to catch up on all the loneliness I forgot exists inside of me.

7:55 PM - 17 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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