Hello neighbor, I found your dog in my yard again. While I'm here, I thought I'd invited you to my rave tomorrow night.
I see you have questions about what a rave is.
I'll explain.
I'll be dancing like this:
There will be the most beautiful ladies there
It is a very cool mature event for adults. Like you and me.
Wear your finest clothing, this is an event to dress to impress!
There will be the coolest DJs playing the most lovely rave music
We will abide by the P.L.U.R. rules
What is P.L.U.R. you ask? Peace, Love, Unity, Respect!
There will be a special chillout room, and also a friend zone. For friends!
You don't need to bring any snacks, we shall feast on the music!
Oh yeah, don't bother showing up until at least after 10pm.
Perhaps you shall desire a backrub, and I will be happy to do so for you:
Oh, and if it gets noisy, please just let me know instead of calling the cops.
See you tonight, gorgeous.
