You’re not supposed to eat meat on Good Friday… Sad times for guys looking for a blowjobâ€” Bereng (@3ThePoet) April 6, 2012
Question to any Catholics out there… Blowjob on Good Friday…. Blasphemy, or what?â€” Ya Sputnik. ;D (@__zach) April 5, 2012
If a woman gives a man a blow job today Good Friday: can it be termed eating meat?â€” EBUNOLUWA AJIMUDAâ„¢(@Sir_Azi) April 6, 2012
My girl reminded me it was Good Friday. Remember. No Meat! I’m like, you’ll do anything to get out of that Blow Job!â€” John (@joneqwest) April 6, 2012
good friday only allowed to eat fish and no meat. conclusion good day for women, shit day for men. wheres steak and blow job day at??!â€” Scott Tennant(@tennant_scott) April 6, 2012
its good friday today and that means no meat . Dose that include notgetting a blow joblater too .#justsayingâ€” wayne gatt (@yidarmy80) April 6, 2012
Every Good Friday my GF makes it very clear dat under no circumstances will I b gettin a blow job off her,as she classes it as ‘eating meatâ€” Illuminated (@zerolini) April 6, 2012
If you give a blow job on Good Friday is that a sin? Im asking for a friend.â€” Jen Remauro(@TheHouseOfVon) April 6, 2012
Hah told my GF she has to give me a BJ but i cant eat her cuz its good friday no red meat.â€” Joel (@Inpayne2) April 6, 2012
ummmm since friday is good friday does that mean i get a pass on the bj? im not supposed to eat meat ya knowâ€” Ms Killa Cali (@MsKillaCali) April 5, 2012
Not eating meat on Good Friday; does that pertain to Oral Sex?â€” ivelisse (@jobidiva) April 6, 2012
You can’t eat meat on good friday… does that include oral sex o.Oâ€” Freemason (@JuniElUnico) April 6, 2012
Today is good friday, you can’t eat meat or give oral sex.. Just saying.â€” Princess Delilah(@BellaDelilah_) March 31, 2012
being that its good friday and we cant eat meat, does that mean oral sex is out of the question?â€” ginelle (@ginelle_) April 6, 2012
The only bad thing about good Friday is that no girl will go down on a nigga kuz its good Friday so she can’t eat meatâ€” omar cervantes (@omarc24) April 6, 2012
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