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How To Be The Best Crust Punk Dog You Can Be

So, you want to be a crust dog. We can help.

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Crust punks love having dogs

Find yourself a crusty who's going to love you more than bathing or hygiene

Ok, first of all, you're gonna need a bandana

Bandanas are the most important part of being a crustdog

Get used to riding the subway (even though it's not really allowed)

And you might need to keep up with a bicycle

Being a crustdog means you get pet all the time, which is great

But you also have to sleep outside

You get to go to hang out at cool crustpunk concerts

You get to be out in the fresh air

Don't try too hard

Seriously, you reek of trying too hard

A cool crustdog compliments his human's style

Don't worry about being the coolest dog

You know what? Sometimes you don't even need the bandana

Just relax

Strut your stuff

Allow yourself to be hugged by your human

Now you're the best crustpup in the squat!

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