31. Fun-size Mounds. Literally barf city.
30. Mini NECCO Wafer rolls. Terrible, but still a step up from Mounds.
29. Mike and Ike
28. Almond Joy. Slightly less bad than Mounds.
27. Plain Hershey's
26. Whoppers, blerg
25. 3 Musketeers
24. Milky Way: Snickers' boring cousin
23. Plain M&Ms packet. Ew.
22. Root Beer Dum Dums. The other flavors aren't even worth mentioning.
21. Oh Henry!
20. Fun-size Kit Kat
19. Milk Duds, preferably (though not necessarily) not all in one big glob
18. Mr. Goodbar
17. Twizzlers
16. Single Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Only downside is that there's just one.
15. Skittles. Good only because you can use them to trade for something better.
14. Starburst 2-packs, but only if it's a pink and red
13. Peanut M&Ms. Way better than plain.
12. Full-size Snickers
11. Take 5: Surprisingly good, but who ever sees these other than at Halloween?
10. Green Apple Blow Pops
9. Fun-size PayDay
8. 100 Grand, secretly really good
7. A contentious treat - Smarties
6. Charleston Chew
5. Nerds (any flavors)
4. Twix
3. Those surprisingly good foil-wrapped milk chocolate balls
2. Fun-size Snickers. Better than the full-sized, they have a better choc-to-nuts ratio.
1. Full-size Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. The limousine of Halloween candy.
