Brandon McCarthy is a pro baseball player who is currently taking time off to recover from an injury. He’s also really into Weird Twitter, the strange world of jokesters and stilly tweeters that you might recognize if you’ve noticed some tweets that include more than one of these topics: dogs, bugs, 420, Hitler, kickflips, hollerin, or *talking in asterisks*.
@Love_That_Goku is a brilliant account that takes on the persona of a teenage boy who is a diehard fan of the anime show Dragon Ball Z, lives with his grandmother, practices martial arts, and fights with his mailman.
Last night, Brandon and Love_That_Goku got into it pretty hard. Warning: brutal smacktalk below.
i am hearing many implausible stories about frontflips on twitter many of your tales seem fabricated and i’m not happy about it— love_that_goku
@Love_that_Goku u shld try a real sport like baseball and quit the sissy slap fighting u do— Brandon McCarthy
@BMcCarthy32 i see you are verified congratulations. now when i dismantle your puny body i know i have the REAL Brandon McCarthy— love_that_goku
@Love_that_Goku dismantle me? I fight like Dhalsim from street fighter (bettre than dbz). I will feed your teeth to your throat w my power— Brandon McCarthy
@BMcCarthy32 has ur training in throwing balls around a field prepared u for the fist of a warrior whos power borders on miraculous— love_that_goku
@Love_that_Goku miraculous will be how hospital nurses label ur recovery if we cross paths— Brandon McCarthy
@BMcCarthy32 you will back down now. you are not built for this.what is your bmi— love_that_goku
@BMcCarthy32 if u ever want to play your silly stick sport ever again u will stop disrespecting me on this+every other social media playform— love_that_goku
@Love_that_Goku 24.8. I will have that # tattooed on my fists to remind you of ur impending doom— Brandon McCarthy
@Love_that_Goku if you want to not get hit in the head so hard as to nvr be able 2 watch dbz again u will admit inferiority— Brandon McCarthy
@BMcCarthy32 how about i physically obliterate you to such a degree that you can never watch baseball again let alone play it— love_that_goku
@Love_that_Goku simply not possible ,u lack the strenght and discipline 2 accomplish that. ur grandma makes u weak (as does ur size)— Brandon McCarthy
@BMcCarthy32 i read you suffered a concussion and skull fracture last year. would you like to revisit old times? are you feeling nostalgic?— love_that_goku
@Love_that_Goku trust that it only made me stronger. if u were to punch my head ur hand would be rendered unusable— Brandon McCarthy
@BMcCarthy32 unusable. like every skill you;ve learned in 10 years of your profession— love_that_goku
@Love_that_Goku ive learned mental discipline something u sorely lack ‘jail boy’.— Brandon McCarthy
@BMcCarthy32 if you truly wish to hurt me, force me to sit through one game of your pitifully boring sport— love_that_goku
@Love_that_Goku once again no mental discipline perhaps you could watch and learn how to beat me, but of course ur unable. sad.— Brandon McCarthy
@BMcCarthy32 watch and learn what? watch you play baseball? and learn there’s such a thing as a sport so boring it makes me want to die?— love_that_goku
@BMcCarthy32 i am terribly scared of you i hear you are well versed in the vicious art of “hanging out on a field”— love_that_goku
@Love_that_Goku resorting to jokes. A sign of weakness. I will leave this discussion to get my rest. A sign of strength & discipline— Brandon McCarthy
@BMcCarthy32 yes. go get your rest. you probably have a long day of standing on a dirt field tomorrow.— love_that_goku
i would rather watch the groundskeeper mow the baseball field than watch the team play baseball on it— love_that_goku
this is it. this is what it feels like to go super saiyan.— love_that_goku
26. I’m gonna call this fight to @Love_That_Goku. Better luck next time, baseball boy.
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