1. Your meatballs taste faintly of sodium pentothal (truth serum)
2. Your allen wrench has a tiny camera at the tip
3. You found a microphone taped to the underside of your Lack coffee table
4. You catch the '80s Swedish bikini team going through your garbage; they speed off in a Volvo
5. Your assembly instructions explode after reading
6. The item and location code for a Malm dresser on your shopping list spell out your social security number
