1. Diapers
2. Used needles
3. Awkward wet marks from bathing suit
4. Gross exploding whales
5. Stinky wet towels and bathing suits in your laundry
6. Mean birds
7. Dead birds
8. Seagulls stealing your food
9. Seagulls stealing your shades
10. Seagulls pooping out the food they stole
11. Used condoms
12. Having to get in the water to pee
13. Sand in your shoes
14. Not getting sunblock in the middle of your back
15. Tanning
16. Sunscreen in your eyes
17. Hairy backs
18. More hairy backs
19. Wind
20. Seaweed
21. Thongs
22. Speedos
23. Dogs off the leash causing trouble
24. Wet dogs shaking water at you
25. Parking
26. Naked babies
27. Kids
28. Crowds
29. Humanity
30. Bad beach bodies
31. Good beach bodies
32. Crabs
33. Jellyfish
34. Portuguese Man O' Wars
35. Sharks
36. More sharks
37. So many sharks
38. Get the hell out of here, shark, I hate you so much
39. Sand around the rim of your soda can
40. Sand in your car..... FOREVER
41. Sand
42. More sand
43. Sand EVERYWHERE
