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31 Rock Stars' Sexual Prowess, As Rated By Groupies is a site that appears to be last updated around 2002 that catalogs what groupies say about different rock stars' sexual habits. We can't claim that any of these are actually true (although it did accurately know Lance Bass was gay before he came out), but they're funny as heck.

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2. Glenn Danzig

According to Groupiedirt: "Glenn Danzig is 'unlikable' and 'strange,' says a groupie who encountered him in 1994. Other women say he's be polite and he likes 'playing the field.' His penis is reportedly 5 inches."

3. Layne Staley of Alice in Chains

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According to Groupiedirt: "Alice In Chains lead singer Layne Staley is described as having a 3-4 inch penis, and a sexual disappointment."


5. Phil Collen of Def Leppard

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According to Groupiedirt: "On Def Leppard's 1999 tour, the band reportedly had a contest to see who could get the most girls to have anal sex and Phil won!"

8. Eminem

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According to Groupiedirt: "Eminem may be nicknamed 'Slim Shady,' but that's not how you would describe his penis. One lady says that Eminem's cock has plenty of 'girth,' and it gets used a lot, since Eminem is very horny and kinky. If you want to have sex with Eminem, don't be surprised if he wants to videotape it."


10. Richard Patrick of Filter

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*'90s bombshell alert* According to Groupiedirt: "Richard has been known to get romantically involved with women in the music industry, such as ex-Smashing Pumpkins bassist D'arcy, while she was married."


13. Johnny Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls

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According to Groupiedirt: "He likes his women to 'slide' on top of him during sex and he gets off when a woman gives him oral sex and swallows."

14. Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day

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According to Groupiedirt: "Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong has the smallest penis of any rock star we know about. Billie's "little willy" is only about 3 inches."

15. Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse

According to Groupiedirt: "Violent J has a big penis but he doesn't have much stamina (one woman said he lasts about five minutes), and he's secretly self-conscious about being overweight."


21. Lars Ulrich of Metallica

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According to Groupiedirt: "Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich is 'unforgiven' for being a sexual disappointment. One groupie who had him said his technique is 'wham bam thank you maam' and Lars sometimes has trouble getting up his uncircumcised penis."

22. Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20


According to Groupiedirt: "Matchbox Twenty lead singer Rob Thomas is said to be very much in love with his wife and he's known to be a faithful husband. He's also very nice to his fans. "

23. Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees


According to Groupiedirt: "'The Hardest Thing' that Drew's brother Nick Lachey could ever do is keep an erection for more than 10 minutes during sex. Word is that Nick is a quick shooter."


25. Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols

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According to Groupiedirt: "Lead singer Johnny Rotten despises groupies. Actually, he despises most people. Groupies who want to avoid cruel rejection are advised to steer clear of Johnny, who is reportedly very devoted to his longtime wife."

27. Nick Hexum of 311

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According to Groupiedirt: "This is what one lady had to say about lead singer Nick Hexum: 'I had a roommate who used to sleep with Nick in 1998. Every time she was with him she would walk really funny for the rest of the day. He had a big dick and would go on for hours. She said he was a great lover.'"

28. Marky Mark

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According to Groupiedirt: "This former Calvin Klein underwear model/current hotshot actor is also very careful about practicing safe sex. But he's said to be so paranoid about his condom breaking during sex, that he'll change condoms in the middle of a sexual encounter. "


29. Dave Mustaine of Megadeth

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According to Groupiedirt: "Dave Mustaine may wear a snarl when he's performing on stage, but groupies who've had him off stage say that he's a 'nice' and considerate lover."

30. Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails

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According to Groupiedirt: "We hear he's quite the dildo connoisseur. He also likes role-playing. We also hear Trent likes to be dominated once in a while and has 'mommy issues.' His penis is reportedly about 7.5 inches."