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21 Foods That Should Not Be Minions And Yet Here We Are

In six months, there will be no food left on Earth that isn't Minions branded. Humanity is doomed; there is no choice but to fill yourself with them.

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If you haven't noticed, Minions are making humans lose their damn minds.

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There is no option left. You must submit to the Minions-branded foods. They have taken over everything. The only option left is to consume them. You must put them INSIDE you.

1. With these Twinkies.

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3. BANANA.

5. As McDonald's fries (also, how DARE you mess with perfection, Minions?).

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6. A soda at the movie theater.

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12. TFW you go to your friend and every cereal is Minions.

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13. Cookies that even your cat won't eat.

16. With THEIR OWN GODDAMN CEREAL. Not even some real cereal that's just Minion branded, but a whole new cereal that the food scientists had to test out and create in the General Mills test kitchens.

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17. With a kawaii sushi ball.

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18. POP THEM. POP THOSE MINION TIC TACS INTO YOUR GULLET.

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19. Homemade Minion cupcakes.

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20. No. No. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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21. But if you don't want to get a Minion inside you any of those ways, there's always:

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The friend Minion-shaped objects in No. 5 are McDonald's fries. An earlier version of this post misidentified them as McNuggets.

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