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    Posted on Sep 27, 2012

    11 Coolest Bedtimes

    In order of least cool to most cool.

    11. Two O'Clock

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    You will wake up to the DVD menu screen playing.

    10. Ten O'Clock

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    What, you have a cold or something? Hungover from last night?

    9. Nine O'Clock

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    Only not very cool because you probably have some weird shift work disorder because you have to get up at like 4am.

    8. Eleven O'Clock

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    Decent. You got to watch all of Mad Men and then went right to bed.

    7. Eight O'Clock

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    Are you a fucking third grader?

    6. Nine Thirty

    Seriously, this is just as bad.

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    This is you, you big baby.

    5. Oh heck yeah - Midnight

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    Woop woop it's Thursday, gonna stay up late.

    4. Ten After Twelve

    Yeah, decided to fuck around on Facebook a little more. Only 10 minutes, whatever.

    3. Ten Thirty

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    A GREAT night's sleep. Gonna wake up like a newborn baby, feeling fantastic.

    2. Three O'Clock, Damn

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    PARTY TIME

    You, being very cool. Probably smoking cigarettes.

    1. Eleven Forty-Five. The Best Bedtime.

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    This is the perfect bedtime. Now get the hell out of my office.

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