You're A Hot Mama: 10 Truths That Will Prove The Haters Wrong

A list that provides irrefutable proof of the sexiness of your sexuality.

1. You bedazzle the ever-living hell out of your mom jeans.

2. You roll on up to preschool pick-up with an "If This Minivan's A-Rockin Don't Come A-Knockin" bumper sticker.

3. Excuse you? "Mom Ponytail"? This is "Emma Watson up-do chic. Duh."

4. Your Crocs have heels.

5. You get your sexy groove on to the Hall & Oates they're playing at Target.

6. You installed an S Factor pole in your family room.

7. You don't walk the stroller – you slut-strut the stroller.

8. You cut up and wear your old maternity shirts "Flashdance" style.

9. You shower and/or comb your hair.

10. This ain't no macaroni necklace – it's A FASHION-FORWARD ACCESSORY, FOOL.