5 Reasons You Should Get An Alpaca Rather Than A Llama

This is the most important thing you'll read all day.

Some people don't realize how vastly different Llamas & Alpacas are. Thus, the endless battle over the difference between Llamas & Alpacas has begun.... and there can be only ONE victor.

Seriously, the difference between them is HUGE.

DIFFERENCE #1: Alpacas are WAAAAAY cuter.

Look at that FACE! It's like a world of happiness in its eyes.

Llamas have a longer face and less hair, whereas Alpacas have adorable smooshed faces that hold an infinite amount of cuteness.

This is the science of cuteness. Don't question it.

DIFFERENCE #2: Alpacas are smaller, and therefore BETTER for HUGGING

I mean, what else would you do but hug an tiny fuzzy animal?

Here's the EVIDENCE:

Alpacas reign supreme!

DIFFERENCE #3: Alpacas are much more FLUFFY & CUDDLY

Alpacas are the fluffy Teddybear-Horses of the universe.

#TeddybearHorses

Look at that majestic cuddly Alpaca who clearly DOMINATES the competition with a higher fluffiness ratio.

Anyone one already making plans to save up for an Alpaca?

DIFFERENCE #4: Alpacas have much softer fleeces making them superior again in the cuddling department.

Their fleeces also come in many more color varieties and are hypoallergenic!

Look at all that luxurious color variation among Alpaca herds!

You know you want an Alpaca now. It's a necessity of LIFE.

DIFFERENCE #5: They aren't known to spit on people

Llama apparently even spit at cameras. Smug little devils aren't they? Alpacas, however, are known to hardly ever spit on people and only do it when provoked.

Clearly Alpacas are fabulous and you should invest in one right now.

Join us. Join the impending furry and lovable Alpacalypse! Embrace your newfound love of Alpacas!