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    What's Going On Between Women And Their Clocks?

    There's a clock ticking somewhere nearby. Ladies: are you listening?

    Shhh! Do you hear something?

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    Is it ... coming from this clock?

    Listen verrrrrry closely.

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    OMG! It's your biological clock ticking!

    Dang! How could you have forgotten??

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    You can't believe it finally came for you.

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    Even after you spent all that time running from it. Well, with it.

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    This is so like you, haha.

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    At first you're a little freaked out. "What if it's too late?" you wonder.

    Then you're REALLY freaked out. "WHY DIDN'T I HEAR IT SOONER," you scream.

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    BOYFRIEND I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU ARE PRETENDING NOT TO HEAR MY CLOCK!

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    But then you calm down. Breathe.

    You laugh. "Come here, clock!"

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    Should I put you over my face?

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    Is this where you belong?

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    But then you slide the clock over your womb, and it just feels right.

    You're going to be okay. Let's see that smile!

    N...no. Not like that!!!

    That's better.

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    You made it. You heeded the clock. (But it will be back.)

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