1. Shhh! Do you hear something?
3. Listen verrrrrry closely.
5. Dang! How could you have forgotten??
6. You can’t believe it finally came for you.
7. Even after you spent all that time running from it. Well, with it.
8. This is so like you, haha.
10. Then you’re REALLY freaked out. “WHY DIDN’T I HEAR IT SOONER,” you scream.
11. BOYFRIEND I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU ARE PRETENDING NOT TO HEAR MY CLOCK!
13. You laugh. “Come here, clock!”
14. Should I put you over my face?
15. Is this where you belong?
19. That’s better.
20. You made it. You heeded the clock. (But it will be back.)
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