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    New Year's Eve: Your Dreams Vs. Real Life

    Let's get this out of the way right now: there will be no confetti.

    Expectation: Fancy Downtown Open Bar Party.

    Reality:

    Expectation: The hors d'oeuvres.

    Reality:

    Expecation: The alcohol.

    Reality:

    Expectation: The outfits.

    Reality:

    Expectation: Your joy/energy level.

    Reality:

    Expectation: Comparability to a TV show about wild teens.

    Reality:

    Expectation: The countdown.

    Reality:

    Expectation: Noisemakers.

    Reality:

    Expectation: Confetti.

    Reality:

    Expectation: Meeting/being with your soulmate.

    Reality:

    Expectation: The midnight kiss.

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    Reality: