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    36 Things To Do While You Wait For Your Crush To Text You Back

    This is taking literally forever.

    Nathan W. Pyle / Via buzzfeed.com

    BY WAIT TIME RANGE:

    0—1 minute

    Stare at the ellipsis. What is it going to say??????????????

    1—5 minutes

    Quietly sing "Roar" 1-1.5 times

    Jumping jacks

    Kim Kardashian: Hollywood photo shoot

    6—10 minutes

    Full body scan

    Read your last text 40-50 times. Is it clear you were joking?

    Write down as many names as you can think of for every letter of the alphabet on a piece of paper, then throw it away.

    10—30 minutes

    Watch an episode of Chopped long enough to pick your favorite.

    Clean the bathtub. Whose hair is this, a sea witch's?? Lol.

    Hold your phone in the open freezer like a threat

    30 minutes—1 hour

    Plan your outfits for the next two weeks

    Sign up for a 2-week free trial on ancestry.com

    Cry

    1—24 hours

    Make a scary mask from the contents of your refrigerator

    Turn your phone all the way off, let it sit for five minutes, then turn it back on

    Google "sudden, unexplained deaths in the past 24 hours"

    1—2 days

    Gchat four different people "____ won't text me back ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. whateverrrr haha. what's new with you"

    Try not to use your non-dominant arm for as long as you can, to test your adaptability

    Post a selfie on Instagram with the hashtag #tired

    3—4 weeks

    Copy an inspirational phrase from a teen's Tumblr onto the first page of a new journal

    Develop an alter-ego named Z, an orphan training for interplanetary battle

    Take a pizza-making class

    6 months—1 year

    Complete an intermediate level puzzle depicting a Greek village

    Earn a small but symbolically meaningful promotion

    Cut your hair dramatically

    Post a selfie on Instagram with the hashtag #newhair

    1-5 years

    Take between 365-1825 multivitamins. Are they even doing anything?

    Start and abandon three different book clubs

    Get really invested in college hockey

    Make one of those collages that's a bunch of tiny pictures that make one big one, but it's your face, made of jelly beans

    20-50 years

    APPRECIATE THOSE WHO LOVE YOU. HELP THOSE WHO NEED YOU. FORGIVE THOSE WHO HURT YOU. FORGET THOSE WHO LEAVE YOU.

    Die

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