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36 Things To Do While You Wait For Your Crush To Text You Back

This is taking literally forever.

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BY WAIT TIME RANGE:

0—1 minute

Stare at the ellipsis. What is it going to say??????????????

1—5 minutes

Quietly sing "Roar" 1-1.5 times

Jumping jacks

Kim Kardashian: Hollywood photo shoot

6—10 minutes

Full body scan

Read your last text 40-50 times. Is it clear you were joking?

Write down as many names as you can think of for every letter of the alphabet on a piece of paper, then throw it away.

10—30 minutes

Watch an episode of Chopped long enough to pick your favorite.

Clean the bathtub. Whose hair is this, a sea witch's?? Lol.

Hold your phone in the open freezer like a threat

30 minutes—1 hour

Plan your outfits for the next two weeks

Sign up for a 2-week free trial on ancestry.com

Cry

1—24 hours

Make a scary mask from the contents of your refrigerator

Turn your phone all the way off, let it sit for five minutes, then turn it back on

Google "sudden, unexplained deaths in the past 24 hours"

1—2 days

Gchat four different people "____ won't text me back ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. whateverrrr haha. what's new with you"

Try not to use your non-dominant arm for as long as you can, to test your adaptability

Post a selfie on Instagram with the hashtag #tired

3—4 weeks

Copy an inspirational phrase from a teen's Tumblr onto the first page of a new journal

Develop an alter-ego named Z, an orphan training for interplanetary battle

Take a pizza-making class

6 months—1 year

Complete an intermediate level puzzle depicting a Greek village

Earn a small but symbolically meaningful promotion

Cut your hair dramatically

Post a selfie on Instagram with the hashtag #newhair

1-5 years

Take between 365-1825 multivitamins. Are they even doing anything?

Start and abandon three different book clubs

Get really invested in college hockey

Make one of those collages that's a bunch of tiny pictures that make one big one, but it's your face, made of jelly beans

20-50 years

APPRECIATE THOSE WHO LOVE YOU. HELP THOSE WHO NEED YOU. FORGIVE THOSE WHO HURT YOU. FORGET THOSE WHO LEAVE YOU.

Die

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