29 Reasons To Finally Start That All-Female Colony In Space

    Haha but seriously.

    Katie Heaney
    by Katie Heaney

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This unappetizing offer:

    2. This modest forecast:

    3. This tainted version of an innocent children's poem:

    4. And this one:

    5. This human gag reflex:

    6. This broken record:

    7. And this one:

    8. This "gentleman" :

    9. This 0-100, real quick moment:

    10. This cut to the quick:

    11. This "Oh, how generous!" moment:

    12. This ... what?

    13. This unprecedented thirst:

    14. This coincidence:

    15. This delayed punchline:

    16. This VERY tenuous connection:

    17. This gross image:

    18. This confusing comparison:

    19. This ... oh no:

    20. This savior:

    21. This appeal to a lady's interests:

    22. This cool, chill, non-crazy person:

    23. This very cold open:

    24. This thing you know he's sending to multiple people:

    25. This curved and confused young man:

    26. This dude who has no chill:

    27. This asshole:

    28. This Architect:

    29. This poor, sad, sad soul: