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23 Signs You're An Incurable Hypochondriac

What's that tickle in your throat?

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1. Half your texts to family members are a version of this.

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2. Your family has staged an intervention between you and WebMD.

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3. You don't REALLY want to be dying, but also sort of do, just to prove a point.

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4. Your significant other is Airborne.

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(And/or Emergen-C. Or Zicam.)

5. If something's going around, it's all you can talk about.

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Even if your chances of actually GETTING it are virtually zero.

6. A bruise, to you, is never JUST a bruise.

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It's probably broken. Or a blood clot. Or something they haven't even discovered yet.

7. Your friends call you the "Boy/Girl Who Cried [Disease of the Month]."

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8. You Instagram your cold remedies the way other people Instagram their breakfasts.

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9. All you see are the ones that say "CRITICAL."

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10. You check your heart rate constantly.

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11. The fancier-sounding the diagnosis, the surer you are that you have it.

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12. You're like, "Yeah, right."

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13. You've googled "eyelid twitching" more than once.

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(Apparently, non-hypochondriacs don't WORRY about eye twitching???)

14. This is your idea of a beach read.

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15. You want to hang this chart as artwork in your home.

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16. This is what you give your friends when they're sick.

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17. Your friends and coworkers come to you when they're sick because they know you've always got the goods on hand.

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18. Your search history looks like the search history of someone looking up improbably elaborate ways to kill someone.

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20. This is your favorite aisle.

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(Regardless of whether or not you are even gluten-sensitive.)

21. You would believe every one.

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22. You're addicted to shows that just make everything worse.

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Sure it's fiction but it COULD happen.

23. Yes. The answer is yes.

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