19 Ways To Damage Your Man's Ego

According to science, and some dating writers on the internet, men's self-esteem is constantly on the verge of total destruction. What can you do to speed up the process?

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1. Open the door for him.

2. Use the word "irresponsible" in his vicinity.

3. Beat him at a video game.

4. Beat him in a rollerblading race.

5. Pick on his sport channels.

6. Compliment his enemy.

7. Put your woman's body wash where his man's body wash normally goes.

8. Repair something that is broken in your home.

9. Be funny.

10. Buy him big clothes.

11. Make him put on Sweet Pea-scented hand lotion.

12. Propose.

13. Have an egalitarian marriage.

14. Give him his own TV show.

15. Ask him to wash his dishes.

16. Ask him to braid your hair.

17. Put a smartphone in his hand.

18. Force-feed him soy.

19. Succeed.