1.
He'll never give up on what he believes in.
2.
He never calls just to say "Hi."
3.
This is something you'll be asking a lot.
4.
He only watches two kinds of movies.
5.
He's always like, "I just found these amazing old slides. You've gotta see 'em."
6.
Good luck getting this one to the beach/outside, period.
7.
He can be a LITTLE hard to trust.
8.
His compliment game could use some work.
9.
And what is he even wearing half the time?
10.
You can't ever be totally sure that he's really himself, and not just a shapeshifter who looks like him.
11.
Sometimes he's kind of a baby.
12.
Every Friday it's like, "What are we doing this weekend?"
13.
And every trip you take it's like ...
14.
He's going to make you wait a really, really long time.
15.
Like, five or six years.
16.
But then, perhaps, it will ALL BE WORTH IT.
17.
I mean. Haha. What!!!!!!
18.
Ugh, fine, OK, I'm not mad.
