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Are UFOs really spaceships?
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Have you already visited Earth?
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If you haven't already visited Earth, do you have plans to? If you can be specific as to when, that would be so great, thank youuuu.
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Actually, what is it you plan to do here? Just because we might be busy that day.
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How many of you are there?
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Is there something you know and aren't telling us?
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Do you think we're cute?
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Are we going to be OK? Like, for a while at least.
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Like, will the planet survive until I, personally, reach old age, is what I'm getting at.
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If you had to pick a favorite Milky Way planet, which would it be? No pressure!!
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Do you have any extra water lying around?
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Can you abduct one or two of my enemies for me? I will send you their names off-thread.
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Any intel vis-à-vis the meaning of life?
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When it comes to penis size, how small is too small and how big is too big?
