1. Are UFOs really spaceships?
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2. Just how big is outer space?
3. Have you already visited Earth?
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4. If you haven't already visited Earth, do you have plans to? If you can be specific as to when, that would be so great, thank youuuu.
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5. Actually, what is it you plan to do here? Just because we might be busy that day.
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6. How many of you are there?
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7. Is there something you know and aren't telling us?
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8. Do you think we're cute?
9. Are we going to be OK? Like, for a while at least.
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10. Like, will the planet survive until I, personally, reach old age, is what I'm getting at.
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11. If you had to pick a favorite Milky Way planet, which would it be? No pressure!!

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12. Do you have any extra water lying around?
13. Can you abduct one or two of my enemies for me? I will send you their names off-thread.
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14. Any intel vis-Ã -vis the meaning of life?
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15. When it comes to penis size, how small is too small and how big is too big?
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