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15 Problems Only Ghost Orbs Will Understand

*High-pitched wailing*

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1. Your roommates always make you take the worst room in the house.

And how can you argue? You don't even have a mouth.
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And how can you argue? You don't even have a mouth.

2. You're not very photogenic.

Wow, way to get your bad side.
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Wow, way to get your bad side.

3. Nobody ever talks to you at their parties.

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4. And when you throw your own, they tend to be pretty lifeless.

[silence, occasional creaking]
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[silence, occasional creaking]

5. People are always blocking your view.

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Uhhhhh hellooooo

6. And taking selfies right next to you like you weren't trying to do the same thing first.

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7. You have trouble keeping a family pet.

Who among you can stop him from leaving you, if he wants?
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Who among you can stop him from leaving you, if he wants?

8. It's hard for you to remain competitive in today's job market.

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9. Floating through the sprinkler just isn't the same as running through it was.

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10. You can't go out in the snow without getting SUPER confused.

"Hey Jer—LOL omg I just talked to a piece of snow."
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"Hey Jer—LOL omg I just talked to a piece of snow."

11. Traveling is no longer a source of mystery and joy, but an unceasing condemnation.

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What you'd really love is to be able to just... stop moving. Stay still. But you can't.

12. Getting in an argument with bae and having her pretend like you're not even there.

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LOOK AT ME

13. Sometimes people mistake you for the moon.

Like you are not THAT big.
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Like you are not THAT big.

14. Realizing you've been talking to your friend Geoff for hours and he hasn't said anything back. And Geoff's a quiet guy — you know that — but still. Even for him, this feels unprecedented, like some great chasm has opened between you that will never close.

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15. Heading out on the open road — yet again — hoping that somehow, this time, things will be different, and you'll find it. Whatever it is you're left here looking for.

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