This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Feb 21, 201415 Reasons Why You Wish Dewey From "Malcolm In The Middle" Was Your KidThe true star of the show.by KT ElizabethCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Well first off, he is amazingly adorable. 2. He would always find new creative ways to express his love for you as a parent. 3. He would make all your mealtimes really fun. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. And you would have the coolest playtimes imaginable. 5. Dewey would remind you constantly about what is truly important in life. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. He wouldn't be afraid to indulge in a little parental bonding time. 7. You would never have to worry about Dewey being afraid to express himself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You would be the *stars* of mother and son school dances. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Seriously though, remember when he danced with Bea Arthur to ABBA's "Fernando"? View this video on YouTube Via youtube.com Arguably the greatest moment in television history. 9. Dewey would keep your other children in check. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. He'd bring home some amazing friends. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Dewey would always keep things 100% real with you. 12. His natural curiosity about things would be super precious and endearing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. He'd think of the greatest DIY projects the two of you could partake in together. 14. His variety of special talents would keep you constantly entertained. 15. And his hilarious and fun outlook on life would always cheer you up. So here's to you Dewey. I hope my future kids turn out even half as awesome as you.