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    Feb 21, 2014

    15 Reasons Why You Wish Dewey From "Malcolm In The Middle" Was Your Kid

    The true star of the show.

    1. Well first off, he is amazingly adorable.

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    Squeee! Those ears!

    2. He would always find new creative ways to express his love for you as a parent.

    3. He would make all your mealtimes really fun.

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    Pizza sundaes for dinner!

    4. And you would have the coolest playtimes imaginable.

    5. Dewey would remind you constantly about what is truly important in life.

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    Never stop dreaming that it will be socially acceptable one day to wear pajamas to work. *Tear*

    6. He wouldn't be afraid to indulge in a little parental bonding time.

    7. You would never have to worry about Dewey being afraid to express himself.

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    Dewey is gonna do whatever Dewey wants.

    8. You would be the *stars* of mother and son school dances.

    Seriously though, remember when he danced with Bea Arthur to ABBA's "Fernando"?

    View this video on YouTube


    Arguably the greatest moment in television history.

    9. Dewey would keep your other children in check.

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    10. He'd bring home some amazing friends.

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    Remember Egg?!

    11. Dewey would always keep things 100% real with you.

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    12. His natural curiosity about things would be super precious and endearing.

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    13. He'd think of the greatest DIY projects the two of you could partake in together.

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    Homemade cotton candy anyone?


    How about a DIY organ made from household items?

    14. His variety of special talents would keep you constantly entertained.

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    Like his ability to smell colors.


    And speak to flies named Tony.

    15. And his hilarious and fun outlook on life would always cheer you up.

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    So here's to you Dewey. I hope my future kids turn out even half as awesome as you.

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