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15 Reasons Why You Wish Dewey From "Malcolm In The Middle" Was Your Kid

The true star of the show.

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1. Well first off, he is amazingly adorable.

Squeee! Those ears!
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Squeee! Those ears!

2. He would always find new creative ways to express his love for you as a parent.

3. He would make all your mealtimes really fun.

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Pizza sundaes for dinner!

4. And you would have the coolest playtimes imaginable.

5. Dewey would remind you constantly about what is truly important in life.

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Never stop dreaming that it will be socially acceptable one day to wear pajamas to work. *Tear*

6. He wouldn't be afraid to indulge in a little parental bonding time.

7. You would never have to worry about Dewey being afraid to express himself.

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Dewey is gonna do whatever Dewey wants.

8. You would be the *stars* of mother and son school dances.

Seriously though, remember when he danced with Bea Arthur to ABBA's "Fernando"?

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Arguably the greatest moment in television history.

9. Dewey would keep your other children in check.

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10. He'd bring home some amazing friends.

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Remember Egg?!

11. Dewey would always keep things 100% real with you.

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12. His natural curiosity about things would be super precious and endearing.

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13. He'd think of the greatest DIY projects the two of you could partake in together.

Homemade cotton candy anyone?
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Homemade cotton candy anyone?

How about a DIY organ made from household items?
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How about a DIY organ made from household items?

14. His variety of special talents would keep you constantly entertained.

Like his ability to smell colors.
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Like his ability to smell colors.

And speak to flies named Tony.
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And speak to flies named Tony.

15. And his hilarious and fun outlook on life would always cheer you up.

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So here's to you Dewey. I hope my future kids turn out even half as awesome as you.

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