1. "In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre: 'Au revoir, gopher'."
2. "Oh, Fay, this is so scrumptious. Is this hand-shucked?"
3. "Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual."
4. "Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins."
5. "I get it. You're here to show me my past, and I'm supposed to get all dully-eyed and mushy. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!"
6. "Why worry? Each of is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."
7. "This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."
8. "You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels."
9. "What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?"
10. "Sorry I get a little bit insensitive, but I'm a hitman."
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