19 Products For Beautifully Sarcastic People

For who? Me?

1. This mug.

Disney / Via disneystore.com

Father of the Year.

2. Or this kitty mug.

Human / Via lookhuman.com

Me. Ow.

3. This mantra poster.

Human / Via lookhuman.com

Prettyyyy sure he said that. Probably.

4. This morning greeting.

Human / Via lookhuman.com

Leave me alone.

5. This ominous pillow.

Skreened / Via skreened.com

Listen, the spirits have commanded it. It's not up to me. I swear.

6. Or this pillow.

Human / Via lookhuman.com

I said "free" not "good".

7. This business card.

Zazzle / Via zazzle.com

It's a warning notice, really.

8. This encouraging compact mirror.

Zazzle / Via zazzle.com

At least we know it.

9. This baby shower card.

dodelinedesign / Via etsy.com

Good luck with that. I mean "him".

10. This car sticker.

ValdonImages / Via etsy.com

Delicious.

11. This sticker.

Zazzle / Via zazzle.com

Am I allowed to go around, sticking them on people's foreheads?

12. This tote.

Zazzle / Via zazzle.com

I only wear designer.

13. This bumper sticker.

Zazzle / Via zazzle.com

Trump 4 Prez.

14. Or this bumper sticker.

Zazzle / Via zazzle.com

It took years of training.

15. These file folders.

Knock Knock / Via knockknockstuff.com

Perfect for work.

16. This refrigerator magnet.

Cafe Press / Via cafepress.com

Amen.

17. This kitchen quote.

Amazon / Via amazon.com

I'm a health guru.

18. This Valentine's Day card.

emilymcdowellstudio / Via etsy.com

<3

19. Or, finally, this phone case.

Teee Shop / Via wanelo.com

Making everyone question compliments since 1942.