If Lizzie McGuire Was Your Commencement Speaker

forget Dr. Seuss graduation quotes, its all about what dreams are made of

She'd first roll up to the podium looking all bad to the bone

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makeup looking fresh as always

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#bamf

she'll obviously start by setting the scene

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its like 3 pm Lizzie but you are so right

but get right into the adversity she faced in the past

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stay strong Lizzie, we are here 4 u

#byefelicia

She'll discuss how her BFF crew is what saved her

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hashtag college roomies

and how you have to listen to their advice at all times

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*raises tissue to single tear dripping from my eye*

and tell you to forget about that stupid boy who broke your heart

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he was just a paper boy anyway

so we'd all be sitting there, cheering for our girl

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wise words from our goddess Lizzie

and she'd take that moment to wave to us, to acknowledge our existence

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lizzie u know us better than we know ourselves

she'll then ask the big questions

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and make us question who we are

and have us think about how to transition into adulthood

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and get excited for life beyond these college walls

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yay adulthood and independence and paying for everything on your own!!!!

she'll encourage us to create our own paths

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rather than follow in the footsteps of others

she'll tell you its ok if you don't know what you want right now

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because one day you will figure yourself out

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and if you dont, just make a wish

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and a hot guy will appear and solve all your problems and your life will end up perfect

the end

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