1. When a Guy mentions something about how much he loves his crazy World of Warcraft life or some other virtual universe, and asks if you play.
2. When they mention that their favorite bands are Nickelback and Creed
3. Or if he plays in a truly terrible band himself, and forces you to listen.
4. When a guys is "dipping" and asks if you want to join.
5. When a guy says he doesn't think Kristen Wiig is funny
6. When he is too aggressive and sappy via social media
7. When a guy appears to get a different personality when watching sports
8. When a guy thinks it's funny to talk like a girl
9. When a guy's wardrobe consists of lots of Ed Hardy and cargo shorts
10. When a guy thinks Harry Potter is stupid
11. When a guy's pants are tighter than yours
12. They use stupid pick up lines instead of just talking to you.
13. If for some reason a guy talks in third person.
14. If he immediately starts spouting off about his super devout religious beliefs or political views.
15. When a guy thinks he's funny, but he's really just an asshole.
16. When a guy gets mad when I'm texting guys that aren't him.
17. If a guy is super possessive and creepy.
18. If a guy smells bad... all the time.
19. When a guy spends more time looking at his phone than me when we're together.
20. Lastly, if a guy takes and posts selfies that ARE NOT via Snapchat.
Guys: Memorize this list
Girls: Don't worry ladies, your selfie-less dream guy is out there.
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