1. When a Guy mentions something about how much he loves his crazy World of Warcraft life or some other virtual universe, and asks if you play.
Nope, sorry I have human friends thanks.
2. When they mention that their favorite bands are Nickelback and Creed
4. When a guys is “dipping” and asks if you want to join.
Yeahhhh nooo I’m ok. Do that when I’m not around.
7. When a guy appears to get a different personality when watching sports
Ok, who are you? You realize YOU aren’t on the team… right?
8. When a guy thinks it’s funny to talk like a girl
That ish is NOT CUTE
9. When a guy’s wardrobe consists of lots of Ed Hardy and cargo shorts
WHO told you that was a good idea tho
11. When a guy’s pants are tighter than yours
How did you fit everythingggg in there?
12. They use stupid pick up lines instead of just talking to you.
Seriously some would prefer this.
And you know what, I don’t know if my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard so WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT.
14. If he immediately starts spouting off about his super devout religious beliefs or political views.
It’s totally cool to have those views, but DO NOT shove them down my throat please.
15. When a guy thinks he’s funny, but he’s really just an asshole.
Some assholes are funny, some definitely are not. Especially the ones who THINK they’re funny and ALWAYS go too far.
Guys: Memorize this list
Girls: Don’t worry ladies, your selfie-less dream guy is out there.
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