9. You are so tired of explaining your summer plans to your parents’ friends that you wish you had just had little business cards with all of your summer information made up.
1. YES I love my school.
2. YES I am working.
3. YES I am home all summer.
4. YES I can dog sit when you go out of town next weekend.
(insert witty comment about clashing with your parents)
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- Accounting firm PricewaterhouseCoopers fessed up to the massive Oscars oops that caused "La La Land" to be named best picture instead of "Moonlight" 🙊
- President Trump accused Barack Obama of organizing recent protests against him and leaking information from the White House to the press.
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝