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    13 Signs That Yogurtland Is Your Holy Land (As Told Through Song Lyrics!!)

    I'm not saying I would travel across the desert for 40 years to get sum YL, but I'm not saying I wouldn't do that.

    1. You're a pro at subtly lingering by the cash register to wait for sample cups if the employees are in the back when you walk in

    2. Every time you go you get a sample of New York Cheesecake but deep down you know you would never actually get a cup of it

    3. You breath a deep sigh of relief when you walk in and the same person from yesterday isn't working because then they can't silently judge you for going two days in a row

    4. You still haven't seen Kung Fu Panda 3 and you can't look the cardboard cutout of Po in the eye because of it

    5.

    6. You've ended friendships over the classic "Chocolatey v. Tart" argument

    7. You love taking non-superfan friends to YL because it means you can poach their points because those pleebs don't have the rewards card

    8. The free fruit-infused water is the main source of fruit in your diet tbh

    9. You're aware of the genre of music "Yogurtland music" that me n my friends invented that mainly consists of early 2000s soft pop like Leona Lewis and Sara Bareilles

    10. If you ever go to a different yogurt place you can't help but feeling like you're cheating on YL

    11. You can barely contain your excitement when you and ur crew roll into the parking lot (This is a dumb one but I wanted to use this song lyric)

    12. Your platinum card is your most prized possession and you've been known to whip it out as a party trick

    13. At the end of the day, Yogurtland is your main G and you know it's always gonna be there for you even though it's just a yogurt place and will never actually be able to reciprocate your feelings