5 Twitter Errors That Make You Seem Insane

You've made a mistake, it happens to everyone. That being said, my ignorance of the 'I before E' rule from time to time doesn't change me from 'tweeter' to 'crazy person' in a few keystrokes.

1. The Ol' Cologne/Colon Switcheroo.

I understand and sympathise. You went with the phonetic spelling. And you are not alone. Although it may go against everything the internet has taught you, a quick search for 'colon' on twitter allows for many, many belly laughs.

2. Yes, You Are A Dairy Product, But You Still Feel Everyone Is Equal.

So close. It's an easy 'n' instead of 'in'. Rather than just venting your frustrations at not being able to indulge in a glass of ice cold milk or a cheesy feast pizza, you have now come out of the fridge as Dairy, and established your beliefs that all men are created equal. It's a nice sentiment. I'm proud of you.

3. Imaginary Animal Offenses

If I were to imagine what a 'hippercrit' was, it would be some kind of half hippopotamus, half critic, who would be aggressive in temper and then tell you everything you've ever done wrong. Nobody wants to be that. So either the vivid imaginations of this twitter user are being utilised to offend, or she has spelt hypocrite wrong.

Also, you're and your.

4. AAAAAND We're Back On Dairy Products.

Who needs to learn French? We'll just improvise! What's the difference between stale, milky air and a girls butt anyway? Po-tay-to, Po-ta-to.

5. Lets Dia-BEAT-This.

Diabetes, Die Of Beaties. One is an illness, the other is a vague threat. Both could be punishments for eating too many cookies. Which did she mean? We'll never know.