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It's a gorgeous day out and you walk to the subway all:
The train pulls in and shoots you a quick breeze
Then you realize its the 6 train in the middle of rush hour
So you squish in and realize the only spot is standing next to this guy
After a few minutes of analyzing the stench, you switch cars and stare directly at this
Forget it... you'll just switch to the seemingly empty train across the platform.
After calling 511 you realize you have to pee like hell and stop at the restrooms in Grand Central
Dry heave approximately 3 minutes. Then you return to subway where the only seat is between this guy
And that
So you're like "Screw it. I'll just get off and take the slow-as-your-grandmother bus."
Then you finally arrive at work and this asshole walks by
And all you can hope for is this to happen
So you complain to co-workers about the commute... but they remind you of a humbling experience from last weekend
And then you realize that maybe it's not the subway thats the problem. It's assholes like yourself.
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