Categories: Most Thirsty Female, Most Thirsty Male, Best Non-Romantic Thirst
First up: Most Thirsty Female
And the nominees are:
Ginny Weasley
Lavender Brown
Romilda Vane
Moaning Myrtle
Bellatrix Lestrange
Fangirls everywhere
Ginny Weasley
Lavender Brown
Romilda Vane
Moaning Myrtle
Bellatrix Lestrange
Fangirls Everywhere
Next Category: Most Thirsty Male
And the nominees are:
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Severus Snape
Argus Filch
Cormac McLaggen
Viktor Krum
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Severus Snape
Argus Filch
Cormac McLaggen
Viktor Krum
Forgotten nomination we wish could happen: Rubeus Hagrid
Bonus Category: Best Non-Romantic Thirst
And the nominees are:
Percy Weasley
Colin Creevey
Dementors
Argus Filch
Percy Weasley
Colin Creevey
Dementors
Argus Filch
AND THE WINNERS ARE:
Lavender Brown for Most Thirsty Female
It's pretty obvious that this girl is about 300 shades of crazy. Her status as the craziest white girl makes the thirst more real, and her highly concentrated, unquenchable thirst only elevates her status as craziest white girl all the more.
Viktor Krum for Most Thirsty Male
Maybe not the most obvious choice, but Viktor Krum's case is a sad one. He pretty much blows off the Triwizard Tournament to win over Hermione and ultimately fails. Not only that, but years later he sees her at the Weasley wedding AND IS STILL SO THIRSTY. Back off, bro, she was never yours to have.
Argus Filch for Best Non-Romantic Thirst
No thirst, romantic or otherwise, can beat Filch's lifelong desire to posses magical abilities. While his thirst may not always be out on display it can be seen through his constant goal of ruining the lives of young witches and wizards in any way possible. The squib life is not an easy one, and Filch makes it look so, so pathetic.