How To Stay Cool During This Epic East Coast Heat Wave

It's hot out there. Like, insanely, absurdly, miserably hot. Here are 6 ways to stave off sweat and beat the heat.

1. You should definitely binge on any and all frozen dairy products.

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a la Rachel Bilson...

2. Or find a big puddle and jump.

Pure joy.

3. It won't be enjoyable, but for the ultimate cooling experience, you could try an ice bath...

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But, like, ouch.

4. Or, better yet, just stick your head in the freezer for a few minutes.

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This is legitimately a contest entry pic. No way this guy wins.

5. Eat watermelon for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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But instead of looking precious, you'll probably just look bloated, TBH.

6. So, really, we should all just call a friend over, crank the AC, and stay inside watching Neflix all day...

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Just don't blame me if things start to get a little steamyyyyy ;)